Do You Need Some More Napkins?

Girl to boyfriend: I’m sorry I stabbed you after you took me to the circus.

Denny’s
Novi, Michigan

Posted on November 17, 2013
Couples, Michigan, Violence

One of Life’s Opportunists

Dude #1: Did you see the gash on his forehead?
Chick: Oh my god, there’s another fight going on!
Dude #2: Oh, look! The lunch line is short!

Glen A. Wilson High School
Hacienda Heights, California

Posted on November 16, 2013
California, Food, North America, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, USA, Violence

How Hemingway Really Died

Drunk redneck: You wanna shoot a shotgun naked? Come to my house!

The Pour House
Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: innocent bystander

Posted on November 14, 2013
Bars & Clubs, North America, South Carolina, USA, Violence

Grandparents Get to Say “Yes”

Grandmother to small child: Now, you can’t tell your father about this, but we’re going to build an arsenal with lots of weapons…

Target
Rochester, New York

Posted on November 14, 2013
New York, North America, Stores, USA, Violence

The Make-a-Wish Foundation Refused to Honor Robert's Request

Guy: I wish I had some big ol' titties so I could whack you in the face with 'em.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/10/guy-flirting-withattackingfantasizing.html

Overheard by: ladyoftheice

Posted on June 27, 2011
Guys, Overheard Lines, Rack, Violence

Also Why Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton Dueled

Bro #1: So, how did the fight start?
Bro #2: Who knows, something about some guy's girlfriend getting pissed on.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/434074735/again-4.html

Overheard by: looks like R. Kelly is making his rounds.

Posted on June 8, 2011
Frat boy types, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Questions, Violence

Which Is Why I'm Carrying This Dagger

Adorable eight-year-old girl: I would do anything for a bagel… except shoot someone.

Ardmore, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: was a hungry 8 yr old once too

Posted on May 20, 2011
Food, Kids, Pennsylvania, Philosophy, Violence

Crime Really Doesn't Pay

Black guy on side of street to car passing slowly in traffic: Yo, I see you, don' need to roll ya window up, it's just a Honda, only get three stacks for it at the chop shop. (to friends) Shit, I get in the car and have you drive to the ATM machine, pop ya in the face, get ya pin number, withdraw $500. Receipt comes out 'insufficient funds'. Now I got to kill you.

Miami, Florida