Grandmother to small child: Now, you can’t tell your father about this, but we’re going to build an arsenal with lots of weapons…
Target
Rochester, New York
Grandmother to small child: Now, you can’t tell your father about this, but we’re going to build an arsenal with lots of weapons…
Target
Rochester, New York
Guy: I wish I had some big ol' titties so I could whack you in the face with 'em.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/10/guy-flirting-withattackingfantasizing.html
Overheard by: ladyoftheice
Bro #1: So, how did the fight start?
Bro #2: Who knows, something about some guy's girlfriend getting pissed on.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/434074735/again-4.html
Overheard by: looks like R. Kelly is making his rounds.
Adorable eight-year-old girl: I would do anything for a bagel… except shoot someone.
Ardmore, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: was a hungry 8 yr old once too
Black guy on side of street to car passing slowly in traffic: Yo, I see you, don' need to roll ya window up, it's just a Honda, only get three stacks for it at the chop shop. (to friends) Shit, I get in the car and have you drive to the ATM machine, pop ya in the face, get ya pin number, withdraw $500. Receipt comes out 'insufficient funds'. Now I got to kill you.
Miami, Florida
Professor: And, as you know, Sweden has the strictest rape laws in America.
UCLA, California
Tall girl: What is this? Let's-all-jump-Jennifer-and-get-her-pregnant Day?
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Julianna
Tube train announcer: We're just waiting for a platform to come free at the next station. Thank you for your patience.
Small boy, thoughtfully: They don't *know* that we're being patient. We could all be banging on the windows and screaming.
Tube
London
England
Overheard by: Matt W
