Very loud drunk woman: No, I don't shoot darts, but I'm good at stabbin' people!
Fairborn, Ohio
Overheard by: Monika
Very loud drunk woman: No, I don't shoot darts, but I'm good at stabbin' people!
Fairborn, Ohio
Overheard by: Monika
Serious philosophy teacher: Captain Crunch has been raped.
High School
Bethesda, Maryland
Overheard by: clementine
12-year-old: It’s my birthday! You said you would be nice to me today!
9-year-old sibling: No, I said I wouldn’t hurt you today.
Washington, Illinois
Overheard by: Laura
Girl to boyfriend: I’m sorry I stabbed you after you took me to the circus.
Denny’s
Novi, Michigan
Dude #1: Did you see the gash on his forehead?
Chick: Oh my god, there’s another fight going on!
Dude #2: Oh, look! The lunch line is short!
Glen A. Wilson High School
Hacienda Heights, California
Drunk redneck: You wanna shoot a shotgun naked? Come to my house!
The Pour House
Charleston, South Carolina
Overheard by: innocent bystander
Grandmother to small child: Now, you can’t tell your father about this, but we’re going to build an arsenal with lots of weapons…
Target
Rochester, New York
Guy: I wish I had some big ol' titties so I could whack you in the face with 'em.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/10/guy-flirting-withattackingfantasizing.html
Overheard by: ladyoftheice
Bro #1: So, how did the fight start?
Bro #2: Who knows, something about some guy's girlfriend getting pissed on.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/434074735/again-4.html
Overheard by: looks like R. Kelly is making his rounds.
Adorable eight-year-old girl: I would do anything for a bagel… except shoot someone.
Ardmore, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: was a hungry 8 yr old once too
