Isn't That a Phone?

Dude: Man, that guy is your exact twin! He's like your doppleberry or something!

Inaugural Concert
Washington, DC

Overheard by: DingleGanger

Posted on March 25, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Guys, Washington, DC, Words

Dog: Oh, No She Didn't!

Girl at bakery: Awwww…look at the puppy! Well, I don't know, it could just be a multiracial dog.

Dupont Circle
Washington, DC

Posted on March 3, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Race, Stores, Washington, DC

The Beginning Of This Season's Greatest Love Story

Bag lady: Any money you can spare for the homeless?
College girl: No, I'm sorry.
Bag lady: Well, fuck you, you sexy bitch!

Washington, DC

Overheard by:

Posted on February 11, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Insults, Offers and requests, Questions, Students, Washington, DC, Women

So This Is All Magic

Hausfrau dragging small son into hall of prehistory: Now remember, we don't believe in evolution!

Smithsonian Museum of Natural History

Overheard by: In the right museum

Posted on February 1, 2009
Default, Education, Kids, Moms, Religion, Science, Tourist attractions, Washington, DC

And…?

Elderly man: Human beings are rats.
Uncomfortable young man: Are you sure about that? Rats seem more…furry.
Elderly man: Human beings are furless rats.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Listening, speechless.

Posted on January 2, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Questions, Washington, DC

Read and Heed, Gentlemen

Girl #1: He fucking made my bed this morning! It was cute!
Girl #2: Aawwwww. I love when they do that. If you're gonna mess around in my bed, you gotta make it. It's kinda my rule: if you're gonna cum on me, you better wash it off too.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Meg

Posted on December 30, 2008
Cleanliness, Cum, Default, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Relationships, Sexuality, Washington, DC

They're the Only Living Species of the Family Struthionidae. True Story

Hobo: Excuse me, miss. Can you tell me something about ostriches?

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Jonesy

Posted on December 20, 2008
Birds, Default, Hobos, Offers and requests, Questions, Washington, DC

I Was Tired

Girl #1: Oh my gosh, it was so awkward. I was so tired yesterday, I walked in my room and my roommate was totally having sex with a random guy.
Girl #2: Oh god, what did you do?
Girl #1: What do you mean? I took a nap.

American University
Washington, DC

Posted on December 14, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Questions, Sexuality, Washington, DC, Weirdness

But I Love It As a Band Name

Jock in business attire #1: Islamic golf carts.
Jock in business attire #2: Sick, dude. Sick.

Georgetown University
Washington, DC

Overheard by: taylor

Posted on December 11, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Geography, Jocks, Religion, Suits, Washington, DC, Weirdness

Please Join Mr. Morse and Mr. Braille in the Office

Woman over intercom: Attention, there is an emergency in the ladies' room. There are no more paper towels.
(customers in super long line snicker)
Man on intercom (a minute or two later): Attention Mr. Dewey, we have an emergency in the office. Nobody can understand your decimal system.

Trader Joe's
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Hungry

Posted on November 26, 2008
Coworkers, Default, Employees, Guys, Offers and requests, Office politics, Stores, Washington, DC, Weirdness, Women