So This Is All Magic

Hausfrau dragging small son into hall of prehistory: Now remember, we don't believe in evolution!

Smithsonian Museum of Natural History

Overheard by: In the right museum

Posted on February 1, 2009
Default, Education, Kids, Moms, Religion, Science, Tourist attractions, Washington, DC

And…?

Elderly man: Human beings are rats.
Uncomfortable young man: Are you sure about that? Rats seem more…furry.
Elderly man: Human beings are furless rats.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Listening, speechless.

Posted on January 2, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Questions, Washington, DC

Read and Heed, Gentlemen

Girl #1: He fucking made my bed this morning! It was cute!
Girl #2: Aawwwww. I love when they do that. If you're gonna mess around in my bed, you gotta make it. It's kinda my rule: if you're gonna cum on me, you better wash it off too.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Meg

Posted on December 30, 2008
Cleanliness, Cum, Default, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Relationships, Sexuality, Washington, DC

They're the Only Living Species of the Family Struthionidae. True Story

Hobo: Excuse me, miss. Can you tell me something about ostriches?

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Jonesy

Posted on December 20, 2008
Birds, Default, Hobos, Offers and requests, Questions, Washington, DC

I Was Tired

Girl #1: Oh my gosh, it was so awkward. I was so tired yesterday, I walked in my room and my roommate was totally having sex with a random guy.
Girl #2: Oh god, what did you do?
Girl #1: What do you mean? I took a nap.

American University
Washington, DC

Posted on December 14, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Questions, Sexuality, Washington, DC, Weirdness

But I Love It As a Band Name

Jock in business attire #1: Islamic golf carts.
Jock in business attire #2: Sick, dude. Sick.

Georgetown University
Washington, DC

Overheard by: taylor

Posted on December 11, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Geography, Jocks, Religion, Suits, Washington, DC, Weirdness

Please Join Mr. Morse and Mr. Braille in the Office

Woman over intercom: Attention, there is an emergency in the ladies' room. There are no more paper towels.
(customers in super long line snicker)
Man on intercom (a minute or two later): Attention Mr. Dewey, we have an emergency in the office. Nobody can understand your decimal system.

Trader Joe's
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Hungry

Posted on November 26, 2008
Coworkers, Default, Employees, Guys, Offers and requests, Office politics, Stores, Washington, DC, Weirdness, Women

Why Do You Ask, Senator?

Girl on cell: Yes, I have purple underwear.

Metro Bus
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Under where?

Posted on November 1, 2008
Bus, Default, Girls, On the phone, Undies, Washington, DC

Just Wait

College girl #1: And I want to see babies running around soon.
College girl #2: Yeah, I definitely want children. I'm *so* horny. I want babies.
College girl #1: Yeah, they're starting to grow on me. I mean, I definitely want kids. And I want to be a young mom, like I want to have kids by 25. I don't want to be one of those moms who just throw their kids outside and tell them to have fun.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Danielle

Posted on November 1, 2008
Age and ageing, Default, Girls, Kids, Parenting, Pregnancy, Sorority types, Washington, DC, Wishes

Putting on a Sock Puppet Show– Why, What Were You Thinking?

20-something guy: I could do this all day. If you left me alone in a room with my hand, I could entertain myself all day.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on October 5, 2008
Body parts, Default, Guys, Masturbation, Time Management, Washington, DC