This Is the Happiest Day Of My Life

Emo kid carrying a toaster with two slices of bread: Everyone's looking at our toaster.

Glenfield Mall
Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Kelly

Posted on June 12, 2015
Default, Food, Kids, Malls, New Zealand, Technology, Weirdness

Where Canadian Bacon Comes From?

60-something man, watching obese woman board bus, loudly: So fat!
30-something woman, quietly: Yeah, sometimes it might be genetics or something. Not just cured by exercise, you know?
60-something man, loudly: I try to avoid getting too close to people who are that fat. I'm scared they'll just explode and innards will get all over me!
30-something woman: (disgusted look)

London
Canadia

Overheard by: On the bus

Posted on June 11, 2015
Canadia, Character, Diet & weight, Feelings, Guys, Weirdness, Women

First Time in Massachusetts, Sweetie?

Black girl, after seeing renaissance a cappella group rehearsing: White people be doing the most ridiculous things! No offense…

Williams College
Williamstown, Massachusetts

Overheard by: None taken

Posted on June 11, 2015
Black people, Girls, Massachusetts, Music, Race, Weirdness

When Scientists Have Pinata Parties

Teen to another: Man, there's DNA all over the streets!

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/08/overheard-near-crocker-galleria-but.html

Overheard by: jessica

Posted on June 11, 2015
Body parts, Health & Hygiene, Overheard Lines, Teens, Weirdness

When Aesop Tried Peyote

Dude: You fail to see that the rhinoceros is not pleased that you've clogged the bathtub drain with jam and celery. She's quite angry with you. I mean, if you just shit out a canary, it's not going to want to play tonsil hockey.
Friend: How hard would it be to get you involuntarily committed to a mental institution?

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on June 11, 2015
Animals, Bathing, Birds, Colleges & Universities, Food, Friends, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Mental illnesses, New York, Questions, Weirdness

Every Show on TLC, in a Nutshell.

Boy #1: Nobody wants to see that.
Boy #2: Yeah, that's nasty. Nobody wants to see that.
Boy #3: I want to see that.
Boy #2, after long pause: Yeah, me too.
Boy #1: Yeah, that would be pretty awesome to see.

High School
Texas