We've Given the Bin Ladens Enough, Sir

Crazy Polish man: I need a receipt!
Cashier: Sir, you can't have a receipt if you didn't buy anything.
Crazy Polish man: I need a receipt. I need a receipt or I'll kill you…because I am Osama Bin Laden.

Starbucks
New York City, New York

Posted on April 20, 2009
Character, Crazies, Death & dying, Default, Employees, Foreigners, Names, New York, Offers and requests, Restaurants, Threats, Weirdness

While the Dean Is Out Of Town on His Grinding and Shimmying Tour

Undergrad student: Where are the nursing faculty?
University secretary: Pumping.

College
Missouri

Overheard by: rami

Posted on April 17, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Employees, Missouri, Offers and requests, Questions, Students, Weirdness, Words

The Difference Between Swedish and American Universities

Professor: We must go out and procreate!

Swedish History Class
Uppsala University
Sweden

Overheard by: Amused Exchange Student

Posted on April 17, 2009
Class, Default, Offers and requests, Sex, Sweden, Teachers, Weirdness

The Difference Between the South and the North: Encapsulated

Female #1, seeing adult bookstore: well, that doesn't look like a porn store. It looks classy…like an ammo shop.
Female #2: Like an ammo shop? Classy like an ammo shop?

Egan, Louisiana

Posted on April 16, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Louisiana, Porn, Questions, Shopping, Weirdness

That Pretty Much Sums Up My Whole Spring Break

College girl: So, I was giving this guy a blowjob and a guy with a water gun walked by…

University of Evansville, Indiana

Posted on April 16, 2009
BJs, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Indiana, Students, Toys, Weirdness

You Don't Sound Excited!!!

Girl #1: Are you excited?
Girl #2: About what?
Girl #1: About everything!
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: I'm always excited!

Christchurch
New Zealand

Posted on April 15, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, New Zealand, Questions, Weirdness

That's Not Right

Girl who always rides skateboard: And so we were playing ping pong, and he took his shirt off!
Friend: Right.
Girl who always rides skateboard: And then he let me hit stuff against him!

Rangi Ruru Girls' School
New Zealand

Posted on April 14, 2009
Clothes, Default, Friends, Games, Girls, New Zealand, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Weirdness

I Knew This Antique Taffy-Pull Would Come in Handy One Day

History prof: This is the toughest late policy I've ever developed. And…it makes me feel good inside.

Mal-U
Canadia

Overheard by: Punctual student

Posted on April 12, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Politics, Teachers, Weirdness

It Could Be Like Cooked Meat, For Instance

Goober: I wish the whole world was edible!
Pseudo-metalhead: Dude, then everything would be, like, sticky and gross.
Goober: Well, that's assuming everything would be like candy. It wouldn't have to be sticky and gross.
Professor: I'm gonna jump in here before it gets any weirder.

Bard College
New York

Overheard by: why i put up with philosophy

Posted on April 12, 2009
Candy, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, New York, Students, Teachers, Weirdness, Wishes

And Playing with Myself a Little

Pilot, during severely delayed flight: This is your pilot speaking, no word from air traffic control, but I just wanted to let you know…that I'm thinking of all of you.

Runway
Miami International Airport, Florida

Overheard by: Chelsea

Posted on April 12, 2009
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Offers and requests, Pilots, Public transportation, Weirdness, Words

Weirdness