Mom Still Isn't Speaking to Me

Frat guy to others: I can't believe I puked all over her tits last night. I was so fucking drunk.

University District
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Yujin

Posted on December 25, 2008
Default, Drinking & drunks, Frat boy types, Nipples, Sexuality, Washington, Weirdness

It Was a Freudian Nip

White dude with blond afro: You can't get mouth cancer from cigars.
Articulate college chick: Yeah, Sigmund Freud got mouth cancer from cigars.
White dude with blond afro: You want to know what else happened to him? He got bit by a tiger!

Monson, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on December 24, 2008
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Students, Weirdness

…While Making Waffles with the Other

Woman to man: I mean, you could have masturbated with one arm, come on.

UMass
Massachusetts

Posted on December 23, 2008
Body parts, Default, Massachusetts, Masturbation, Weirdness, Women

Michael Encounters Darth Tater

Girl to friends, walking through produce section: I have never felt so threatened by produce in all my life.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/407666795/how-do-you-think-the-banana-feels.html

Overheard by: laurel.

Posted on December 23, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Threats, Weirdness

Only If Mom Stops Using the Cucumber For…You Know.

Father to four-year-old: Stop spanking the eggplant!

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Kay

Posted on December 23, 2008
Dads, Default, Fruit, Offers and requests, Oregon, Violence, Weirdness

They Keep a Lot on the Down Low

Guy: I have a lot of respect for icebergs. They're not trying to show off or anything.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/25/bill-oreilly-claims-arctic-breaking-up-just-for-the-hell-of-it/

Overheard by: aylmer

Posted on December 22, 2008
Default, Feelings, Geography, Guys, Overheard at McGill, Weirdness

Now He'll Turn This Into a Song and Record It in Eight Languages

Woman (talking on the phone about a friend): She's happy as a clam since she had her uterus removed…
Husband (in the background): Happy as a clam without a uterus.
Woman: (glaring at him, keeps talking)
Husband: Happy as a clam without a uterus!

Dresden, New York

Overheard by: Rachel Bz.

Posted on December 20, 2008
Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Guys, Happiness, Health & Hygiene, New York, Uterus, Weirdness, Women, Words

No Wonder King Cole Isn't a Merry Old Soul Anymore

Preppy college girl to friend: She was the girl who would go down on him while lighting his bowl. She was the perfect girl for him. It's too bad she went crazy, they would have been so happy together!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/411972898/yeah-she-sounds-irreplaceable.html

Overheard by: burrhead.