Well That's Harsh.

Girl on cell: Until you are whatever about whatever, then I am all just whatever!

Birmingham, Alabama

Posted on January 10, 2009
Alabama, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Weirdness, Words

Two Girls, One Capri

Guy: Did you watch that Palin video I sent you?
Girl: Not yet. I have to take my pants off to watch it.

Bloomfield, Connecticut

Posted on January 10, 2009
Connecticut, Default, Girls, Guys, Politics, Questions, Weirdness

The Economy Hits The Airlines Hard

Captain, over intercom, after lights go out: You are getting veeeery sleeeeeepy… You do not want peaaanuts… You do not want soooodaaa… You just want to sleeeep until we laaaaand.

Southwest Airlines Flight over California

Overheard by: Andrew

Posted on January 9, 2009
Airports & flights, California, Default, Drinking & drunks, Food, Guys, Pilots, Weirdness

There Are Only a Flautas Fairy and an Empanada Elf!

Concerned middle aged woman: But there is no such thing as a burrito fairy!

Flight over Maryland

Posted on January 9, 2009
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Maryland, Weirdness, Women

The Truth About Cats and Dark

Professor: If you walk into a dark room, you're not going to just step on a cat laying in the middle of the floor.

University of Maryland
College Park, Maryland

Overheard by: Brittany

Posted on January 7, 2009
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Maryland, Teachers, Weirdness

Just A Small-town Girl // Livin' In This Lonely Worrrrrllld

H&M worker: Hi, how are you?
Customer: Great, thanks, and you?
H&M worker: I'm okay.
Customer: Only okay? You're listening to a Journey remix in H&M! These are great times!

H&M
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on January 7, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Customers, Default, Employees, Feelings, Questions, Stores, Weirdness

It's It

College dude to girl: Yeah, so they tagged my penis…

UC Irvine
Irvine, California

Posted on January 6, 2009
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Penis, Students, Weirdness, Words

Stupid Internet

Girl at humanities tutorial: Did we have to have works cited for our essay?
TA: Yes, you need to cite your sources.
Girl: That's so unfair! I can't be penalized just because I didn't have works cited!
TA: You need to cite your sources.
Girl: But what if I didn't have any sources?

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatyork/53342.html

Overheard by: headdesk

Posted on January 6, 2009
Default, Education, Girls, Overheard at York, Questions, Students, Weirdness

Why Synonyms Were Invented

Crazy lady, noticing long line: Is this the line to urinate? I can not believe this is the urination line. Unbelievable! I can't wait this long to urinate. There is no way. I have kidney problems. I need to urinate now. I don't wanna cut in line. I'll just go in the men's room. (as she enters men's room) I am a woman coming in here. I can not wait in a long line to urinate.
(a few minutes later, to women in line, while coming out) See! Your line hasn't even moved!

Hamilton Mall, New Jersey

Overheard by: last in line

Posted on January 5, 2009
Body parts, Crazies, Default, Malls, New Jersey, Pee, Questions, Weirdness, Women

Do Some Real Bioengineering

Prof: Let's get down to the meat and bolts of it.

Chestnut Hill College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvaia

Posted on January 5, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Pennsylvania, Teachers, Weirdness

Weirdness