My Mother Always Said I Married a Piece Of Trash

Neighbor, talking about busy husband: Yeah, he may take Monday off just to decompose.

Burke, Virginia

Overheard by: Jimmy C

Posted on August 15, 2022
Death & dying, Default, Jobs & Careers, Virginia, Weirdness, Women

Might Be Time to Block Cinemax, Mom

Little girl to popsicle: And then I'm going to lick you and suck on you until you melt all over me.
Concerned mother: Kelly! I told you not to talk to popsicles!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/347772608/that-one-is-going-to-be-a-handful.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on August 14, 2022
Candy, Default, Girls, Kids, Moms, Overheard in Minneapolis, Weirdness, Words

I Guess We Could Try Smoking Them

Teen guy: Yeah, we got like, so wasted!
Teen girl #1: It was great, yeah. We got so high.
Teen girl #2: Where did you guys get the alcohol?
Teen girl #1: What?
Teen girl #2: If you guys were getting high, where did you get the alcohol?
Teen girl #1: That's drunk. You get high off weed.
Teen girl #2: Oh. Okay. Then, where'd you get that?
Teen guy: My sister. She's sixteen!
Teen girl #2: Can't you get high off books?
Teen guy: What?
Teen girl #2: Cause, can't, like…books get you high?
Teen girl #1: What?

Library
East Vancouver, BC
Canadia

Posted on August 3, 2022
Books, Canadia, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drugs, Girls, Guys, Questions, Stores, Teens, Weirdness

But Instead It Was Kindergarteners.

Guy: We could have been run over by trucks or seagulls.

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Nik

Posted on July 31, 2022
Birds, Colleges & Universities, Guys, New York, Violence, Weirdness

I'm Suing for Breach Of the Social Contract

Smelly drunk in silent library room: You don't work for me? Man, no one knows that they work for me!

Public Library
Seattle, Washington

Posted on July 30, 2022
Drunks, Gripes, Washington, Weirdness

Last Time I Tried That, I Ended Up at the E.R.

Man gassing up his pickup truck to screaming woman inside: Goddammit, Delores, I cannot unfuck that woman!

Gas Station, Alabama

Posted on July 28, 2022
Alabama, Character, Gripes, Guys, Rednecks, Relationships, Weirdness

Okay, You Don't Have to Show Me.

Grandson, watching grandmother hold cigar as if it was a joint: If grandma takes off her bra and burns it, I'm gonna freak out.
Grandma: Oh, Simon! I'm not wearing one.

Spencer, Iowa

Posted on July 23, 2022
Drugs, Family, Family ties, Iowa, Old folks, Smoking, Undies, Weirdness

The Long-Awaited Follow-up to “My Humps”

Little girl #1 (holding a Patrick Star toy): Mommy, mommy! Can I get this?
Scary mom: No.
Little girl #1: Why?
Scary mom: Because last time we bought one of those was the day you had your seizure.
Little girl #1 (running around the store and flapping her arms): My seizure, my seizure!
Little girl #2 (also running and flapping): Your seizure, your seizure!

Kings Island, Ohio

Posted on July 20, 2022
Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Maladies, Moms, Offers and requests, Ohio, Questions, Weirdness

And You Thought Picking Up Girls at Funerals Was Bad

Girlfriend on packed, stopped train: I'm bored. Tell me a story.
Boyfriend: I remember the first time I saw you…you were crying…sitting outside the abortion clinic. I gave you my hankie.

Yellow Train
Washington, DC

Overheard by: entertained next to them

Posted on July 15, 2022
Abortion, Couples, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Memory lane, Offers and requests, Relationships, Train, Washington, DC, Weirdness

Potato, Potahto

Girl to pizza delivery guy: So that's a meat feast, a ham and pineapple, a chicken supreme, and a Margherita for Amy because she's a lesbian.
Amy: I'm a vegetarian!

Sheffield
England

Posted on July 12, 2022
Birds, Default, England, Food, Girls, Sexuality, Weirdness

Weirdness