Weirdest Roommate Ever

Loud man: …and he wakes me up at night licking my eyelids!

Siam Orchid
Manchester, New Hampshire

Posted on April 4, 2022
Body parts, Default, Guys, New Hampshire, Restaurants, Weirdness

And His Cousins' Friend's Stomach Exploded from Pop Rocks

High school freshman: I once knew a guy who knew a guy who was a cyclops!

Kenosha, Wisconsin

Posted on April 3, 2022
Body parts, Default, Guys, Lies, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teens, Weirdness, Wisconsin

…Penis.

Professor: I can assume people don't walk on their hands, but some people might do it to fool me, because I have a robot.

George Mason University
Fairfax County, Virginia

Overheard by: NoRobot

Posted on April 2, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Hands, Teachers, Technology, Virginia, Weirdness

The Only True Currency in Any Nursing Home

Woman on cell: She'd look sharp if she had some teeth. She's just got to go get those teeth, though!

33 Bus
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Alyson

Posted on April 1, 2022
Body parts, Bus, Compare and contrast, Default, Pennsylvania, Weirdness, Women

But Isn’t an All-Male Choir Kinda Gay?

Weird Asian guy: You’ve never heard about the clitoral frequency?! It’s a certain frequency that only men can hit, and if they hit it then all the women in the area will simultaneously orgasm.
Weird white guy: I’ve heard about the clitoral frequency! If you get an all-male choir to all sing as low as they can go, then they hit it.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: deb

Posted on March 29, 2022
Asians, Body parts, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Guys, Orgasm, Singing, Washington, Weirdness, Whiteys

And We're Glad You Did.

(professor starts to write on the board. The chalk breaks. Class laughs. Professor turns around and bumps into the desk. Class laughs harder)
Professor: Shut up! Shut up and listen to me! I am teaching you things and being enthusiastic! …much as I dislike each and every one of you!
Student: Oh man, I am so writing that down.

SUNY Potsdam
New York

Overheard by: minibab

Posted on March 24, 2022
Class, Education, Gripes, New York, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

It Gave Me Relationship Advice

40-something driver to friend: So I saw some interesting roadkill the other day…

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Another chupacabra?

Posted on March 23, 2022
Death & dying, Friends, Sensory experiences, Texas, Weirdness

Now Kindly Fasten Your Seat Belts in Case the Doors Fly Off

Stewardess: Sorry for the delay, ladies and gentlemen. The first two planes we tried didn't work, so this is the third one and we made it here okay…so, so far, so good!

Airport Runway
Cabo San Lucas
Mexico

Posted on March 20, 2022
Airports & flights, Default, Flight attendants, North America, Public transportation, Time Management, Weirdness

Only Lightly Misting on Shirtless, Muscley Ones

British lit professor, on gays: I have honestly never seen it rain on a gay person. Never. Not once in my life.

Georgia State Lit Class

Posted on March 18, 2022
Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Georgia, Sexuality, Teachers, Weather, Weirdness

I Also See Many Things That Aren't Actually There

Very drunk girl, exiting party: Oh my, it's dark outside!
Sober girl: Oh, are you gonna need help back to your dorm or anything?
Very drunk girl: Oh, no. Wine gives me night vision.

University of Kentucky

Overheard by: Emmatastic

Posted on March 10, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Kentucky, Offers and requests, Questions, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

Weirdness