Okay, You Don't Have to Show Me.

Grandson, watching grandmother hold cigar as if it was a joint: If grandma takes off her bra and burns it, I'm gonna freak out.
Grandma: Oh, Simon! I'm not wearing one.

Spencer, Iowa

Posted on July 23, 2022
Drugs, Family, Family ties, Iowa, Old folks, Smoking, Undies, Weirdness

The Long-Awaited Follow-up to “My Humps”

Little girl #1 (holding a Patrick Star toy): Mommy, mommy! Can I get this?
Scary mom: No.
Little girl #1: Why?
Scary mom: Because last time we bought one of those was the day you had your seizure.
Little girl #1 (running around the store and flapping her arms): My seizure, my seizure!
Little girl #2 (also running and flapping): Your seizure, your seizure!

Kings Island, Ohio

Posted on July 20, 2022
Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Maladies, Moms, Offers and requests, Ohio, Questions, Weirdness

And You Thought Picking Up Girls at Funerals Was Bad

Girlfriend on packed, stopped train: I'm bored. Tell me a story.
Boyfriend: I remember the first time I saw you…you were crying…sitting outside the abortion clinic. I gave you my hankie.

Yellow Train
Washington, DC

Overheard by: entertained next to them

Posted on July 15, 2022
Abortion, Couples, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Memory lane, Offers and requests, Relationships, Train, Washington, DC, Weirdness

Potato, Potahto

Girl to pizza delivery guy: So that's a meat feast, a ham and pineapple, a chicken supreme, and a Margherita for Amy because she's a lesbian.
Amy: I'm a vegetarian!

Sheffield
England

Posted on July 12, 2022
Birds, Default, England, Food, Girls, Sexuality, Weirdness

An Unexpected Artifact Of Our Romantic Interlude

Girl #1: My uterus! Oh god, my uterus!
Girl #2: My god, the raptor is going into my uterus.

Dining Commons, UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Beth

Posted on July 10, 2022
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Fears, Girls, Massachusetts, Weirdness

I Think Your Wife's Getting Tired of Serving Me Tea

Girl on phone: Yes, I know you love me, but I'm not going to keep coming to the house you share with your wife to give you blowjobs whenever you want! (pause) You need to find somewhere else for us to do it.

London
England

Posted on July 8, 2022
BJs, Default, England, Feelings, Girls, Infidelity, On the phone, Weirdness

Somebody Has an Admirer

Woman on the street: In the past 24 hours someone a shoved a dead bird in the grill of my truck!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 23, 2022
Animals, Death & dying, Pennsylvania, Weirdness, Women

What the Hell Is Going On in That Gym Class?

High school student #1: My finger hurts.
High school student #2 (absent mindedly): Yeah, my ass hurts too.

Prishtina
Kosovo

Overheard by: Curly

Posted on June 21, 2022
Default, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sensory experiences, Students, Weirdness

Poor Etiolated Biped That I Am

Trendy girl: I can barely find the energy to ambulate!

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/07/someones-sat-classes-didnt-pay-off.html

Overheard by: try walking

Posted on June 14, 2022
Girls, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Philly, Weirdness, Words

Try Not to Taste or Touch Them, Okay?

Automated train station announcement: Castro street station.
Excited little girl: Yay! Castro!
Bystander: The dictator or the district?
Excited little girl thinks for a second: The rainbows!

Castro Street Station
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Dawn

Posted on June 13, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Kids, Names, Politics, Public transportation, San Francisco, Weirdness, Words

Weirdness