She's Very Victor/Victoria

Friend #1: Now all we need is a transvestite cop.
Friend #2: Don't worry, we have Katie!

Los Angeles, California

Posted on August 28, 2022
California, Default, Friends, Jobs & Careers, Names, Sexuality, Weirdness

…If That's the Word I Want

Guy #1: That is awesome! Awesome!
Guy #2: Yeah, it would be cool, until you got ectoplasm everywhere.

Concordia University
River Forest, Illinois

Overheard by: That would be messy.

Posted on August 22, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Guys, Illinois, Weirdness, Words

Maybe Stop Voting Republican?

Guy: My mom hit my dad with a frying pan. He doesn't have a cheek anymore. It's been entirely restructured. She used to beat the shit out of him! It was so funny. But when he drunk–that's when she'd get a beating.
Girl, sympathetically: Your family…
Guy: Oh, I love my family! I don't know what I'd do without them!

Neptune City, New Jersey

Posted on August 18, 2022
Body parts, Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Relationships, Violence, Weirdness

Certainly Like Life in Wisconsin

Guy: Death is a lot like life.
Girl: So I've heard.

Beloit, Wisconsin

Overheard by: I heard that too

Posted on August 15, 2022
Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Girls, Guys, Weirdness, Wisconsin

My Mother Always Said I Married a Piece Of Trash

Neighbor, talking about busy husband: Yeah, he may take Monday off just to decompose.

Burke, Virginia

Overheard by: Jimmy C

Posted on August 15, 2022
Death & dying, Default, Jobs & Careers, Virginia, Weirdness, Women

Might Be Time to Block Cinemax, Mom

Little girl to popsicle: And then I'm going to lick you and suck on you until you melt all over me.
Concerned mother: Kelly! I told you not to talk to popsicles!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/347772608/that-one-is-going-to-be-a-handful.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on August 14, 2022
Candy, Default, Girls, Kids, Moms, Overheard in Minneapolis, Weirdness, Words

I Guess We Could Try Smoking Them

Teen guy: Yeah, we got like, so wasted!
Teen girl #1: It was great, yeah. We got so high.
Teen girl #2: Where did you guys get the alcohol?
Teen girl #1: What?
Teen girl #2: If you guys were getting high, where did you get the alcohol?
Teen girl #1: That's drunk. You get high off weed.
Teen girl #2: Oh. Okay. Then, where'd you get that?
Teen guy: My sister. She's sixteen!
Teen girl #2: Can't you get high off books?
Teen guy: What?
Teen girl #2: Cause, can't, like…books get you high?
Teen girl #1: What?

Library
East Vancouver, BC
Canadia