Tonight's Movie: P.S.– I Oven You.

High school girl to friend: History is my favorite subject, my favorite is the holocaust…I love the holocaust!

Dentist Office, Korea Town
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: anon

Posted on June 29, 2018
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Doctor's office, Feelings, Girls, History, Students, Weirdness

That's What You Said About Menstruation!

Professor: How does a microwave work?
Student: Electromagnetic waves.
Professor: Oh, “electromagnetic waves”! That's a fancy way of saying “magic.”

University of Delaware

Overheard by: Magician

Posted on June 29, 2018
Delaware, Education, Magic, Questions, Science, Students, Teachers, Technology, Weirdness, Words

At Least, I Can't.

Grey-haired grandma to another: Of course, it was worse for him because she left to become a lesbian. (pause) And you can't help thinking of all that licking.

Norfolk Island

Overheard by: kk

Posted on June 24, 2018
Australia, Default, Old folks, Relationships, Sex, Sexuality, Weirdness, Women

We're Hoping for a Muppet Baby

Middle aged female client: You aren't going to find out the sex? How are you going to know what color to paint the nursery or what kind of baby clothes to get?
Pregnant 30-something hair stylist: Oh, please, like it matters what colors I choose. People aren't going to be wondering if it's a girl or a boy, anyway; they're going to wonder if it's an animal or a baby.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/366035301/dear-penthouse.html

Overheard by: jenc17

Posted on June 21, 2018
Animals, Clients, Clothes, Clothing, Employees, Gender issues, Kids, Overheard in Minneapolis, Parenting, Preggers, Questions, Weirdness

And Maybe Pops a Breath-Mint After Devouring Live Rats?

Girl with bright green hair: My whole family likes him, except for me.
Guy with dreadlocks: Tell them you'll go for him if he wipes off the chrome makeup and stops wearing a black latex trench coat in the summer.

Spokane, Washington

Overheard by: Nina

Posted on June 20, 2018
Clothes, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Washington, Weirdness

There Are So Few Good Roles for Latina Actresses

Chica #1: Here's your apron.
Chica #2: Oh! I'm going to be such a ho' tonight!

Sugar Land, Texas

Posted on June 18, 2018
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Texas, Weirdness, Words

Weirdest Game Of Tag Ever

(tiny girl sneaks behind a big, tall guy for a hug)
Big guy, startled: Whoa! Why did you hug me from behind?
Tiny girl: You told me you don't like hugging me from the front because my vagina touches you!

UC Irvine, California