Girlfriend: I have to shave every single day.
Boyfriend: Oh, yeah?
Girlfriend: Yeah… do I have any hairs sticking out on my chin right now?
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/07/ive_been_thinking_about_us_lat.html
Overheard by: Ian
Girlfriend: I have to shave every single day.
Boyfriend: Oh, yeah?
Girlfriend: Yeah… do I have any hairs sticking out on my chin right now?
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/07/ive_been_thinking_about_us_lat.html
Overheard by: Ian
Confused looking girl: It's too bad about that, though.
Disappointed looking girl: Yeah. We can't make Owen pregnant.
University of Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Trying to not to laugh sitting beside them
Woman to friend: I don't know why she wants a baby. I mean, she doesn't even like poo.
Edmonton
Canadia
Teen to friend: My house smells like bug spray, and there is blood all over my bed!
Pappadeauxs Restaurant
Houston, Texas
Hot girl on cell: Um, why were your boxers in the bathroom trash can this morning? Okay, well, from now on throw them away in the dumpster and maybe, I don't know, wipe before you decide to do lunges?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/365149695/nothing-i-could-know-about-this-guy-would-redeem-him.html
Overheard by: you could do better
Frat dude to another: I'm going to the library and I'm going to study my little nipples off.
University of Colorado
Overheard by: OMH
Loud girl #1: I totally don’t sweat at all.
Loud girl #2: Really? I don’t believe you. Let me feel your vagina.
BART
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: MW
Senior boy: I have no capacity for porn!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/308427315/your-hard-drive-is-only-so-big.html
Overheard by: I doubt that
Norwegian guy in fake British accent to girl in Olympic volunteer uniform: Excuse me, dear sir, can you direct me to the nearest (pauses for dramatic effect) Olympiad?!
Volunteer girl, pointing toward hot dog stand: That way.
Scotiabank Theatre
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: You luge you lose!
