How Could Anything So Seedy Happen in a Place Like Beaverton?

Woman: Is this the train that goes to Portland?
Smelly guy with slur: Yeah. (pause) Do you want some company?
Woman: What?
Smelly guy with slur: Want some company?
Woman: No!

Beaverton, Oregon

Overheard by: Bad Rabbit mAb

Posted on August 5, 2015
Offers and requests, Oregon, Public transportation, Questions, Women

Good Thing “Shut Up, You Cow” Is Easy to Convey with Body Language

Large white lady to small Mexican husband: I’m bleeding. [Pokes hubby, who ignores her.] Heyyy, I’m bleeding from my neck! Don’t you care?! [Hubby puts headphones on and looks out window.] I wish I knew you didn’t speak English before I married you!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/perfect-couple.html

Overheard by: corwin

Posted on August 4, 2015
Airports & flights, Assholes, Default, Fat people, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Language barrier, Oregon, Overheard in PDX, Women

I May Just Be Really, Really Slutty

Woman to friend: How can she know she's bi at 16? I'm 35 and *I* don't know if *I'm* bi!

Outside Steinmart
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: BecauseISaidSo

Posted on August 4, 2015
Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Questions, Sexuality, Stores, Tennessee, Women

And Who You Callin’ a Dias?

Old man with mullet to brown child in stroller: Buenos dias, niñito.
Woman pushing stroller: We’re black. He knows English.

Gallivan Center Trax Station
Salt Lake City, Utah

Posted on August 3, 2015
Black people, Default, Guys, Kids, Language barrier, Moms, Old folks, Race, Train, Utah, Women, Words

And Cute Buttplug!

Woman drying her hands, nonchalantly, to woman ball-gagged and tied to a toilet: “Oh, you changed your hair. It looks pretty.”

Women’s Bathroom, Bondage-a-GoGo
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on August 3, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Beauty, Compliments, Default, Hair, San Francisco, Women

Love Was Free, Drugs Were Plentiful…

Ecstatic woman: Take me back to the 60s–when I was skinny!

Herman's Hermits Concert
Alexandria, Virginia

Overheard by: serpent queen

Posted on August 2, 2015
Diet & weight, Virginia, Wishes, Women

Suck His Toes and You’ll Be High for Days

Large black woman on cell: Girl! I’m tellin’ you, I don’t know where I gots them warts on my feets. But they nasty! I don’t want to give them to nobody else, so I brought me some lil’ socks, you know… Them cushy foots? Not like Earl, who goes barefoot all over the city with them mushroom funguses on his toes. His toenails be like baby powder! They all crumbly and shit.

Detroit Metro Airport
Detroit, Michigan

Overheard by: Trying not to barf (and glad I wore socks)

Posted on July 31, 2015
Airports & flights, Black people, Body parts, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Health & Hygiene, Hoochies, Maladies, Michigan, On the phone, Threats, Women

And How Do I Get That Job?

Woman on cell, after next bus stop is announced: Did you hear that? The woman giving the announcement? It's the same woman every time. I wonder where she is.

eavesdropdc.blogspot.com

Posted on July 30, 2015
Eavesdrop DC, On the phone, Public transportation, Questions, Stupidity, Women

There Were Also Doubloons in There

Female shoplifting defendant: I’m just saying I didn’t have a vagina full of jewelry in 2005.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/coochie-court.html

Overheard by: woof

Posted on July 30, 2015
Default, Overheard in PDX, Vagina, Women

…I Want a Postcard!

Woman, dropping friend off at airport, then heading to doctor's office: Enjoy your two weeks in France.
Friend: Thanks, enjoy your colonoscopy.

Airport
Ithaca, New York

Posted on July 29, 2015
Feelings, Friends, Geography, Health & Hygiene, New York, Women