A Magical Fat That Slides Down Rainbows and Grants Wishes

Preteen girl #1: Boobies are just fat.
Preteen girl #2: No, they aren't. They are a special kind of fat: boobie fat.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/

Posted on February 28, 2009
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, Tweens, Words

Jesus Rocks!

Guy: Dude, he gets so much pussy and he doesn't even want it.

Skytrain
Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Arthur

Posted on February 28, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Train, Vagina, Words

That's What My Shrink Said!

Girl: I feel like, you know, I'm, like, going out with a different guy almost every single night. You know?
Guy: Well, I think that's because you're a whore.

University of Pennsylvania

Overheard by: oh well, okay

Posted on February 27, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Insults, Pennsylvania, Questions, Words

In Rapid Succession, Of Course

Girl: It's going to smell so good when we get home.
Guy: I'm gonna pop ten thousand boners.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on February 26, 2009
Default, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Sex, Weirdness, Words

…That I Just Blew Him and He Fell Asleep

Blonde: Did you sleep with him?
Brunette: (nods)
Blonde: What!? But you're my virgin friend!
Brunette: I can pretend…

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: The Shrew

Posted on February 26, 2009
Canadia, Default, Girls, Lies, Questions, Sex, Words

Your Editors Blame Sarah Silverman for Our Uncharitable Thoughts

Girl #1: My stomach hurts.
Girl #2: Ew, girl! You pregnant!

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on February 26, 2009
Default, Girls, Maladies, North Carolina, Pregnancy, Stomach, Words

Meet the Last Old-School Guy in San Francisco

Girl on phone: So she had the baby, and now she's getting married.
Random guy walking by: Strike that, reverse it.

SFSU
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Veruca Salt

Posted on February 25, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, Relationships, San Francisco, Words

…Which Was Letter “C” on the Multiple-Choice Exam

Professor, talking about Shakespeare's Twelfth Night: Well, Sebastian and Antonio have a pretty interesting relationship. It's kind of like, uh, what's the word…a bromance! It's kind of like a bromance.

Michigan State University