Serenades Sure Have Changed Since the Renaissance

Student girl: And then these tramps started wanking off outside my window!

Manchester Aquatics Centre
England

Overheard by: Noo

Posted on February 11, 2009
Default, England, Girls, Masturbation, Students, Weirdness, Words

Without Protection

Professor: Everyone always thinks the answer is penetrance. Just let me say this right here, right now: I don't want to see any penetrance in this class. Learn it, but don't do it.

Genetics Lecture
Purdue University, West Lafayette, Indiana

Posted on February 5, 2009
Advice, Class, Default, Education, Indiana, Teachers, Words

Ended Up with Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, and Something Black and Blue

Girl to friend: I scissored at my bachelorette party.

Financial District
San Francisco, California

Posted on February 5, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Relationships, San Francisco, Words

If You Call Them, They Will Come

Teenage girl: I could say “penis penis penis penis penis” all day and not feel weird about it.

Chino, California

Posted on January 29, 2009
California, Default, Girls, Penis, Teens, Weirdness, Words

It's Like a Headline Writer's Wet Dream

College guy: This must be a joke. We live in a city called “Cumming,” we have a store called “BJ's,” and a store called “Dick's,” and a “Siemens” water tower.

Cumming, Georgia

Posted on January 29, 2009
BJs, Cum, Default, Georgia, Guys, Penis, Students, Words

Probably Underground

Girl #1: No! They separated!
Girl #2: It's okay, they'll end up together eventually.
Girl #1: What? That's like saying “it's okay to be kidnapped, you'll end up with someone eventually!”

Miami, Florida