Organic chemistry professor: Let me show you guys what I like to do in my office, in private.
UC Berkeley
Berkeley, California
Organic chemistry professor: Let me show you guys what I like to do in my office, in private.
UC Berkeley
Berkeley, California
Little boy leaving Epcot: Well, that was unpleasant.
Disney World
Orlando, Florida
Shabby looking 50-something woman to herself as group of guys walk by: No, that's three guys, I need five.
Fort Collins, Colorado
Overheard by: fortunately one of only three
Asian tranny, bowing to group of exiting patrons: Thank you, puh-rease come again!
Very femme male waiter, exasperated: Oh, shut up!
Restaurant
San Francisco, California
Girl talking to two people about to take a nap: I'm going to colonize your bodies when you sleep.
Dorm, UCSC
California
Overheard by: Derrick
Girl #1 to girl #2: Did you see the way he grabbed me like that? I was like, “you need to not grab me like that”
International Airport
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: glad he didn't grab ME like that
Student girl: And then these tramps started wanking off outside my window!
Manchester Aquatics Centre
England
Overheard by: Noo
Professor: Everyone always thinks the answer is penetrance. Just let me say this right here, right now: I don't want to see any penetrance in this class. Learn it, but don't do it.
Genetics Lecture
Purdue University, West Lafayette, Indiana
Girl to friend: I scissored at my bachelorette party.
Financial District
San Francisco, California
Teenage girl: I could say “penis penis penis penis penis” all day and not feel weird about it.
Chino, California
