This Is the Same Girl Who Checks Out the Basement in Horror Movies

Crying girl to boyfriend: But I love you! You love me!
Boyfriend: Listen very carefully to me. I fucked her. You shouldn't have been a bitch to me about your friends. Now you can get over this and stop being a bitch and we can go get dinner and ice cream and then go home and fuck like sexy little drunk bunnies, or you can keep it up and find yourself without a boyfriend. Your call. Move on and be in love with me, or be a bitch and get dumped.
Girlfriend, still crying: I'm sorry.
Boyfriend: I know. It's okay.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on October 18, 2008
Advice, Couples, Default, Feelings, Georgia, Girls, Guys, Infidelity, Insults, Relationships, Sex

When “Come Here Often?” Just Isn't Special Enough

Awkward girl: Are you an organ donor?
Uninterested guy: No.
Awkward girl: You should donate your skin. It's nice. Non-cancerous.
Uninterested guy: I'm good.
Awkward girl: Oh. So what's up with guys always having to spread their seed?

BART Train
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Grace

Posted on October 16, 2008
Advice, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Questions, San Francisco, Train, Weirdness

Other Than Getting Punched, of Course

Chick: Giving a blow job is totally the best lip plumper.

Alameda, California

Posted on October 13, 2008
Advice, Beauty, BJs, Body parts, California, Chicks, Default

Where an Ancient Tribe Had Scrawled Its Secrets on the Stall Wall

Teacher: You know, when I was your age we didn't have classes like this. If you wanted to learn about personal finance, you got a job. If you wanted to learn about sex, you went to the bathroom.

Rock Bridge High School
Columbia, Missouri

Posted on October 5, 2008
Advice, Age and ageing, Default, Education, Masturbation, Memory lane, Missouri, Money, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Teachers

Celebrity Porcupine Death Match Could Rock MTV

Middle-aged dude #1: You should petition the State High School League to make killing with porcupines a sport.
Middle-aged dude #2: Yeah, with the quills and everything.
Middle-aged dude #1: Exactly! That's what I'm saying.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/357841156/idea-men.html

Overheard by: I grabbed my blackberry as soon as I heard it.

Posted on September 30, 2008
Advice, Animals, Default, Education, Guys, Murder, Overheard in Minneapolis, Weirdness

If Renaissance Painters Ran the Beauty Industry

Skinny woman: So what do you do?
Fat woman: I'm a dietitian.
Skinny woman: You should give me some advice!

Menands, New York

Posted on September 28, 2008
Advice, Default, Diet & weight, Fat people, New York, Offers and requests, Questions, Skinny people, Women

Oh, That's It— I'm Blocking BET!

Four-year old black boy, as security car passes: Run, mommy, run! The cops are coming!

Outside of Wal-Mart
Cortlandt, New York

Posted on September 23, 2008
Advice, Black people, Crimes, Default, Fears, Kids, Malls, New York

If It Didn't Grow in Our Garden, She's Not Interested

Cracked out old lady: Yeah, I think it's time for me to get a new dildo.
Cracked out old guy: Oh, really? Why?
Cracked out old lady: I don't know… I'm not getting the same vibrations anymore. You should tell your wife to get one.
Cracked out old guy: Nahh, I don't think she'd enjoy it…
Cracked out old lady: Yeah, true, true.

McDonald's
Surrey, BC
Canadia

Posted on September 13, 2008
Advice, Canadia, Default, Druggies, Guys, Old folks, Restaurants, Toys, Wishes, Women

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