The Doctor Said You Border on Mumu Fat.

Woman: You should shop at Lane Bryant!
Girl: Mom, that's a fat girls store!
Woman: I shopped there when I was 17, and you're much fatter that I was!

Hendersonville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Tanner

Posted on May 29, 2009
Advice, Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Shopping, Tennessee, Women

Just Like That Girl Over There, in the Second Row

Sociology professor: The world is fundamentally the same as 100 years or so. Fathers back then were worried about their daughters listening to the radio. Now, they worry about them “sexting” on their BlackBerrys!

University of Delaware

Overheard by: Who is sexting?

Posted on May 17, 2009
Age and ageing, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Delaware, Family ties, Gadgets, Teachers, Words

Judge Me When You've Walked a Mile in My G-String, Okay?

Stripper, yelling at boyfriend: You don't have to shave your vagina everyday to get tips from bald, fifty-year-old men!

Lincoln, Nebraska

Overheard by: late night studier

Posted on May 16, 2009
Age and ageing, Default, Employees, Girls, Jobs & Careers, Money, Nebraska, Vagina

Whatever Happened to a Good Old-Fashioned Accidental Pregnancy?

Rich girl: After 25 you might as well just die. If I'm not married by the time I'm 25, I'm having a boob job, a nose job and a face lift.

Leeds
England

Posted on April 3, 2009
Age and ageing, Body parts, Death & dying, Default, England, Girls

Baby: Have You Seen the Crap They Call “Baby Books?”

One-year-old: Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah! (starts whimpering)
Mom: Yeah, it's hard being a baby, isn't it?

Coles Bookstore
Abbotsford, British Columbia
Canadia

Overheard by: girl in line

Posted on February 20, 2009
Age and ageing, Canadia, Default, Family ties, Moms, Questions, Stores, Women

Colonel Sanders Was Mad Pimpin' in His Heyday

Girl #1: So how much older is this guy exactly?
Girl #2: Only like 9 years. He's 37. But I mean, I really like him, and he has chickens.

Auburn, Alabama

Posted on February 7, 2009
Age and ageing, Alabama, Birds, Default, Feelings, Girls, Questions

Even If I Am 87% Synthetic

Overly dramatic English teacher: You will have the face you deserve when you are eighty. I will be beautiful.

AC Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on January 29, 2009
Age and ageing, Body parts, Compliments, Default, School [Elem., Middle, & High], South Carolina, Teachers

It's A Little Funny?

Father on phone to wife: No, it was at dinner, and then this drunk at the next table made a comment about our son. No. He said Josh looked like “a retarded page from the dark ages.” That's not funny. (long pause) I'll schedule him for a haircut tomorrow.

Pennsylvania

Posted on January 13, 2009
Age and ageing, Dads, Default, Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Food, Guys, History, Pennsylvania

Unless You Count Vaginal Penetration

Drunk old guy (supported by another): 61 years of celibacy!

Pirate's Alley
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: Sara

Posted on December 6, 2008
Age and ageing, Default, Drunks, Guys, Louisiana, Old folks, Virginity, Weirdness

Your Editors Just Threw Up

Soccer mom #1: I heard once that the reason animals don't live as long as humans is because they come into the world knowing how to love, and we have to learn.
Soccer mom #2: That is so true.

Lee County Humane Society
Auburn, Alabama

Overheard by: Gee

Posted on November 23, 2008
Age and ageing, Alabama, Animals, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Feelings, Moms

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