Meet the Only Guy in Kansas Secure Enough to Say He Doesn't Like Pussy

Drunk girl, walking over and planting big kiss on guy's forehead: I kissed you like I kiss my cat!
Guy: I don't like cats.

Emporia, Kansas

Overheard by: Very Disturbed

Posted on December 2, 2008
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Girls, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kansas

Your Editors Just Threw Up

Soccer mom #1: I heard once that the reason animals don't live as long as humans is because they come into the world knowing how to love, and we have to learn.
Soccer mom #2: That is so true.

Lee County Humane Society
Auburn, Alabama

Overheard by: Gee

Posted on November 23, 2008
Age and ageing, Alabama, Animals, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Feelings, Moms

Disney's Dumpo Has Been Box Office Gold for Decades

Mom to toddler in stroller: What was your favorite part of the circus?
Toddler in stroller: The elephants pooping!

Disneyland
Anaheim, California

Posted on November 22, 2008
Animals, California, Default, Kids, Moms, Poop, Questions, Tourist attractions

…I'm Transferring to Vassar, Where They Understand My Needs

Dude: Unless you can show me one big titted cat!

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on November 14, 2008
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, New York, Nipples, Offers and requests, Weirdness

Straight Men in San Francisco May Become Spoiled

Guy: Later. (he affectionately shakes girl by shoulders)
Girl: Wait, did you just shake me like a Golden Retriever after we had a nooner?
Guy: Yeah, that was kind of bad. (hugs her)

Financial District
San Francisco, California

Posted on November 8, 2008
Animals, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Questions, San Francisco, Sex

Daddy Has to Go Bring Home the Kibble

Man getting into car to dog barking wildly: No, you can't come. You have to stay home with mommy!

Westchester County, New York

Posted on October 28, 2008
Animals, Default, Family ties, Guys, New York, Offers and requests

Bear: Just Give Me an Excuse, You Ice-Cap-Melting-Rock-Throwing Motherfucker!

(at the polar bear exhibit)
Father to son holding a rock: Don't throw that rock! If you throw that, it's going to hit the bear, and then he's going to come over here and eat you. Do you want him to come over here and eat you?!

Zoo
Buffalo, New York

Overheard by: Sarah.