No More Babysitting for You, Suzanne.

Nerdy girl to Asian friend: I mean, it was pathetic. I could've had my top off and had a sign around my neck that said “free blowjobs” and they wouldn't have noticed. They were all crowded around Mike watching him play Pokemon.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on January 27, 2020
Asians, BJs, Body parts, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Friends, Games, Illinois

Just Like the Tag Promises!

Older lady: This purse is perfect! It has two outside pockets! One for my phone and one for my teeth!

TJ Maxx
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Interesting Use for a Purse Pocket

Posted on January 21, 2020
Body parts, Georgia, Old folks, Shopping, Weirdness

Eye Snot Kidding Around, Either

Guy #1: Snot just came out of my eye.
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Snot just came out of my eye. See? Look.
Guy #2: Man, that’s impossible.

Naples
Italy

Overheard by: Armyguy

Posted on January 13, 2020
Body parts, Guys, Italy

And Also Like All the Men in Troy

Girl #1: I used to shave my armpits before I even had hair, just to feel like a woman. You know?
Girl #2: (nods)

Guelph
Canadia

Posted on January 7, 2020
Body parts, Canadia, Gender issues, Girls, Hair, Shaving

There Are Men Out There Who Would Pay Top-Dollar for the Privilege.

Girl: Yeah, I brushed my teeth! (pause) You want to lick my gums and see?

Chinatown
Edmonton
Canadia

Overheard by: Laura

Posted on December 31, 2019
Body parts, Canadia, Default, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions

I’m So Sneaking into the Men’s Locker Room!

Girl on train: I usually do my arms, but then I look at Jane and her hairy arms and think, Man, if she can do it, I can, too!

http://overheardinsydney.blogspot.com/2006/02/when-in-rome-do-as-romans-do.html

Posted on November 30, 2019
Australia, Beauty, Body parts, Overheard in Sydney, Public transportation, Train

At Least Take a Bite of This Apple

Boy: I believe in waiting until marriage.
Girl: That’s funny, cause I believe in you fucking my brains out.

Bryn Mawr College
Pennsylvania

Posted on November 8, 2019
Bimbettes, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Religion, Religious fanatics, Sex, Students, Wishes, Yeahhh, college!

It's Like Pinnochio's Nose

Woman #1: Well, you know, we're screwed either way. Whether Obama or that other guy with the lump on the side of his face wins.
Woman #2: McCain?
Woman #1: Yeah! I mean, he turns one way and it's just all… (uses hands to demonstrate) There! What the fuck is that?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/lumpy.html

Overheard by: kris.

Posted on October 29, 2019
Body parts, Default, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in PDX, Politics, Questions, Women

Who Will Punch Me in the Ovaries Regardless.

Drunk punk girl #1: Oh my god! Is that a raccoon? I think it's staring at me!
Drunk punk girl #2: That's a fuckin shirt, you retard.
Drunk punk girl #1: Well, if it bites me, I'm punching you in the ovaries!
Drunk punk girl #2, muttering: I need new friends.

Outside Bar
Niagara Falls, New York

Posted on October 20, 2019
Animals, Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Clothes, Default, Drunks, Girls, New York, Offers and requests, Punks, Threats, Violence

Body parts