It's the Same Thing with Using a Neti Pot

Professor: You'd probably say “no, I wouldn't do it,” but until you had a fly dropped in your nose, you wouldn't know.

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on December 4, 2008
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Insects, Michigan, Offers and requests, Teachers, Weirdness

Even If It Does Have Perfect Pitch

Girl: I'm not gonna bend over and let you play my butt in front of other people!

Epcot
Florida

Overheard by: Pilbur

Posted on December 1, 2008
Body parts, Default, Florida, Girls, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Tourist attractions

And Made Them Into a Necklace for You

Dad to daughters: I've stolen more bellybuttons than you can count.

Rochester, New York

Overheard by: Jude

Posted on November 9, 2008
Body parts, Crimes, Dads, Default, New York

I Must Now Go and Tell the World My Tale of Woe

Pained 20-something woman: Ouch! I hit myself in my already sore crotch with my overly heavy purse.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/07/leaving_women_everywhere_baffl.html

Overheard by: Dan

Posted on November 7, 2008
Body parts, Default, Gripes, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sensory experiences, Women

Remember, These Are the Guys Who Treat Our Nipples Like Radio Dials

Girl #1: I wonder if there are exercises to strengthen that.
Girl #2: I know. I tried to look into it once because I can't go down that far without gagging. Is that weird? I want skill tips.
Girl #1: I just use my hand a lot so I don't have to skit it down far.
Girl #2: Okay, so I think it's because I started out with not a lot of girth, but now guys are like, “you can squeeze harder.” And I'm like, “uuum…are you sure?” I feel like I”m going to break your fucking dick off.
Girl #1: Yeah. It makes it go faster. Dicks are resilient. Get violent.

Madison Children's Museum
Madison, Wisconsin

Posted on November 2, 2008
Advice, BJs, Body parts, Default, Girls, Penis, Violence, Wisconsin

Brenda's Expecting a Wee One

Girl sitting at desk: I've got to pee. I've got to pee. Urine needs to come out of my uterus.

Dayton, Ohio

Overheard by: LC

Posted on October 20, 2008
Body parts, Default, Girls, Ohio, Pee, Stupidity

Assume It's a Craft Project and Go on With Your Life

Girl on cell: Well, Kristy's brain was there, so that's good, but all the other brains were gone. Plus the whole bucket of eyes!

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on October 17, 2008
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, On the phone, Virginia, Weirdness

Other Than Getting Punched, of Course

Chick: Giving a blow job is totally the best lip plumper.

Alameda, California

Posted on October 13, 2008
Advice, Beauty, BJs, Body parts, California, Chicks, Default

Except Target Shooters in Vegas

Woman: Well, I still think I should be allowed to join the army if I want to.
Man: Oh yeah, you totally should. I'm just saying, I don't think women should go to *war*. I mean, no one wants to see, like, boobs getting shot at.

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Megan

Posted on October 11, 2008
Body parts, Canadia, Default, Gender issues, Guys, Violence, Women

Which Aren't Even Real– They're Chicken Cutlets!

Girl #1: My mom thinks I'm a whore cuz I ride the MAX at night.
Girl #2: My mom thinks I'm a whore cuz I have big boobs.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/american-teen.html

Overheard by: brian

Posted on October 7, 2008
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Overheard in PDX

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