Sophomore girl: Yeah, I had Mr. Jacobs* last year, and he had a retarded accent. He said, ‘I am from Wales,’ and I said, ‘Hehe, screw you!’
All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: freshman whisperer
Sophomore girl: Yeah, I had Mr. Jacobs* last year, and he had a retarded accent. He said, ‘I am from Wales,’ and I said, ‘Hehe, screw you!’
All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: freshman whisperer
Student: If none of this is going to be on the exam, why are we devoting a class to it?
Professor: Because I find it interesting, and you have to listen to me.
Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia
Old man on phone: I am a beautiful woman.
Calgary
Alberta
Canadia
Man beside pen with goat: I am not paying that much for that! I am not buying your goat!
Goatkeeper: Nobody's buying the goat.
Man beside pen with goat: That's it, I'm taking the goat!
Goatkeeper: Nobody's taking the goat, we're not selling the goat!
Large passerby: There are no goats in Cameroon.
Toronto
Canadia
Mom: Nathan, stop it! Stop it! Get ov– [Nicely] Come over here, Nathan…
Misbehaving boy: Nooo! I know you’re going to spank me!
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Glad she’s not my mom
Boyfriend looking at stone sculpture of camel: Yo, what do camels eat?
Girlfriend: Camels eat people.
Boyfriend: I think they eat grass.
Girlfriend: No. Camels eat people.
Boyfriend, turning to passersby: Excuse me, what do camels eat?
Passerby #1: Uhh…I think they eat plants.
Girlfriend: No! Camels eat people!
Passerby #2: But, look, they don't have any claws or fangs. They can't eat people.
Passerby #1, disgusted: They eat plants.
Girlfriend, scoffing: There's no plants in the desert! That's why they eat people. Camels eat people!
Royal Ontario Museum
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Camels should eat some people…
Professor: So Hamlet basically just called Claudius a mother-copulator. See, I can say that. Mother-copulator.
Memorial University
Newfoundland
Canadia
Overheard by: Mel
Middle aged guy leaning against big truck: She just sounds so disappointed, you know?
Middle aged guy sitting inside big truck: Yeah, totally.
Middle aged guy leaning against big truck, sounding disappointed: Recalculating… Recalculating…
British Columbia
Canadia
Overheard by: Cybele
Girl to friends: Did he use a condom? No, never mind, you don’t use a condom when you’re fucking grapefruit.
Montreal
Canadia
Big guy to much smaller friend: We’re so tight we shower together in warm, soapy water.
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
