Which Is Why I've Named Her “Sids”

Grandma: She doesn't need those…she's getting too big for baby clothes.
Mom: I know, but I don't want her to be too big for baby clothes! I just want her to stay little and not start talking…or moving.

Shop
Buffalo, New York

Posted on November 22, 2015
Clothes, Default, Family ties, Kids, Moms, New York, Old folks, Shopping, Stores, Women

Unfortunately, We've Lost Megan

Girl on cell to guy with glasses: Oh! Megan found your pants!
Guy with glasses, doing jazz hands: Yay!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: What…?

Posted on November 20, 2015
Clothes, Default, Girls, Guys, Happiness, Washington, Words

Paul Begins His Search for a Gardener.

Girl, surprised: A naked man??
Guy, after introspective pause: No…I prefer them in tights.

St. Paul, Minnesota

Posted on November 2, 2015
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Fashion, Girls, Guys, Minnesota, Questions, Sexuality

NewsFlash: Cultural References from 1998 Finally Reach Missouri

Flight attendant: Fasten your seatbelt low and tight around your waist, like Britney Spears' pants.

Airplane
St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on October 26, 2015
About celebrities, Advice, Airports & flights, Body parts, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Flight attendants, Missouri, Offers and requests

The Winners Of the Sluttiest at McGill Contest

Physics major #1: Well, I lost my credit and debit cards, so I had to call and cancel them.
Physics major #2: Oh yeah, those girls who took off your pants, right?

McGill University
Canadia

Posted on October 16, 2015
Canadia, Clothes, Clothing, Relationships, Students

Finishing a Woman's Sentences Is Risky Business, Gentlemen

Woman wearing puffy coat: Wearing a puffy coat makes me feel like …
Man also wearing a puffy coat: It makes me feel like dancing.
Woman: …punching people.

Quebec City
Canadia

Posted on October 6, 2015
Canadia, Clothes, Dancing, Feelings, Guys, Violence, Women

A Fun and Flirty One

Guy #1: Yo, fathead! Going to prison is just a fact of life. Everybody goes at least once.
Guy #2: I know, man…I'm just gonna miss the daily hustle.
Guy #1: Like I said, you're not a man till you've worn a jumpsuit.

Knoxville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Hannah H

Posted on October 1, 2015
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Tennessee

Sorry, Just Taking My Neuroses for a Walk

Professor: And this means that… [Looks at two students in the second row wearing striped shirts.] I just noticed that you two are matching! Wow! Anyway, this means that… [Sees another student farther back.] You too! [Stands back, eyes class suspiciously.] That’s almost too much of a coincidence.

Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia