Girl on phone: No, I’m sure she didn’t mean that… No, really, you must have taken it wrong… No! Trust me, I’m sure when she called you a whore she didn’t mean it that way!
Grand Valley State University
Allendale, Michigan
Overheard by: breakin-laker
Girl on phone: No, I’m sure she didn’t mean that… No, really, you must have taken it wrong… No! Trust me, I’m sure when she called you a whore she didn’t mean it that way!
Grand Valley State University
Allendale, Michigan
Overheard by: breakin-laker
Professor, about PowerPoint: You guys don’t have this slide in your notes… Hahaha!
UC Davis Vet School
California
Guy: Hey, the Pussycat Dolls are coming to Montreal!
Girl: Cool.
Guy: Wanna go?
Girl: Yeah! We can sit in the front row and masturbate!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/06/10/as-though-ejaculating-at-that-christina-aguilera-concert-wasnt-enough/
Overheard by:
Hoochie: I do have good morals, I’m just really drunk all the time.
Washington and Lee University
Lexington, Virginia
Guy shouting out dorm window: We’ve got dicks! Yeahhh! Woo-hoo!
University of California, Davis
California
Chick: Yeah, no one has syphilis anymore. Everyone has chlamydia now.
Duke University
Durham, North Carolina
Girl on cell: I don’t care how many times you fuck him. He’s your brother, and it’s still wrong!
University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts
Professor: Usually people ride donkeys to the top of the mountain because it’s really steep. Afterwards, you can go down on the donkeys, too, if you’d like.
Oglethorpe University
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Caylin
Professor: I have a low threshold for body movement!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/08/hawkings-disease/
Overheard by:
Student: Who doesn’t want to blow up a fat man before they die?
Ethics class, Oregon State University
Corvallis, Oregon
