I Just Hate Arguments, Though

American man: Fish is good in salad.
Australian man: Fish is great in salad!
American man: Do you even like fish?
Australian man: No.

Harvard Square
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on July 7, 2009
Compare and contrast, Food, Foreigners, Friends, Massachusetts, Questions

Why Right Said Fred Could Not Sustain Their Popularity

Guy #1: Just admit it, man.
Guy #2: Admit what? That I'm great and wonderful and perfect in every way shape and form? Alright, I'm great and wonderful and perfect in every way shape and form!
Guy #1: No, admit that you're crazier than me!
Guy #2: Yeah, well…you're just Mr “Too sexy for my shirt,” and I'm Mr “Too sexy for my life,” but seriously, I'm so smart and everyone loves me.
Guy #3: You're just lyin' to yourself, man.
Guy #2: I'm too sexy for the world! That's just the way it is. I'm the next Albert Einstein. Everyone will soon realize that they love me. You all know that I'm right, so say that I am always right! You're dumb and I'm smart. Everyone loves me.
Bus driver: Will you guys be quiet? No one wants to hear this!

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Lulu

Posted on July 6, 2009
Bragging, Bringing it back to you, Bus, Bus drivers, Compare and contrast, Guys, Lies, New York, Public transportation, Questions

… We're High

Heathen #1: That's awesome…like Jesus on a stick.
Heathen #2: Haha! Ooh, that's funny because…you know…

Santa Cruz, California

Posted on July 3, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Idiots, Jesus, Stupidity

…It's Deep

Women studies professor, waving arms: We all have the same vaginas!
Student: I love this class.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Tri

Posted on July 2, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Students, Teachers, Vagina, Washington

Unless You Got Johnny Depp to Lick It Out.

Mayo hater: If you kill one of my pets I'd be able to forgive you. If you put mayonnaise in my belly button, I would never talk to you again!

Universal Studios
Florida

Posted on July 1, 2009
Animals, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Crazies, Florida, Food, Murder

I've Forbidden It from Watching Terms Of Endearment

Queer, after being rushed to play Scrabble: You don't understand what it's like having all vowels!
Drunk girl: You don't understand what it's like having a vagina, so who wins?
Queer: I do! I have an emotional vagina.

Long Beach, California

Overheard by: pucewoman