Hobo, picking through recycling for cans and bottles: Thank god it's Friday!
Central Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Hobo, picking through recycling for cans and bottles: Thank god it's Friday!
Central Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Guy to friend: If I walked in on you making out with my little sister I would punch you in the face! But then I would be like, “Eh…she could do worse.”
Amherst, Massachusetts
Flamboyant guy to another: There are just some things you can't laminate.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Kate
Frat guy to group of freshmen girls: I swear, you're like the ninth person who's said I look creepy tonight.
University of Puget Sound
Tacoma, Washington
Dude: I don't even know where to find porn!
Random guy walking past: Yeah, you do.
Washtenaw Community College
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Very excited sex ed teacher on first day of class: I know you guys hear a lot of scary, nasty things about sex on tv, but I'm going to tell you something: sex is fun!
Middle School
Louisiana
Overheard by: Amused Guest
Dude: Man, that guy is your exact twin! He's like your doppleberry or something!
Inaugural Concert
Washington, DC
Overheard by: DingleGanger
Chick: Lately I've been hypersensitive to other people's energies. Anyway, that's why I haven't been out much lately.
Mate Factor
Manitou, Colorado
Indian tourist outside strip club: So you pay money, and a lady dances for you.
Mum: Well, that sounds delightful.
Whitechapel
London
England
Overheard by: Chinese cockney
Girl #1: I think he underestimates his strength sometimes.
Girl #2: Yeah, I agree. Like, he slammed my head into the coffee table last night.
Williamstown
Victoria
Australia
Overheard by: Kate
