Why Norway Isn't Known for Its Music

Teacher: Let's all play a c.
(music class plays a horrible, off-key c)
Teacher: Without the instruments, then.

High School
Oslo
Norway

Overheard by: Jorunn

Posted on April 20, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Europe, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

It Was Basically Donnie Darko, With Heath Ledger Wearing the Rabbit Suit

Male student: Brokeback Mountain was a good movie. Did you see it?
Female student: No. I heard it was sad. I don't really want to be sad.
Male student: It was pretty sad…but you know, like *good* sad. Like, Titanic sad.
Female student: Yeah?
Male student: Yeah. It basically was Titanic, except instead of a boat, it was a horse.
Female student: Huh. Maybe I *will* see it.

Southern California

Posted on April 18, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Movies, Questions, Sexuality, Students

According to the MLA Handbook

Girl in library #1: My intro and conclusion are really bad.
Girl in library #2: It's okay… an essay with a bad intro and conclusion is like a hot guy in dirty clothes.

Dalhousie University
Canadia

Posted on April 18, 2009
Canadia, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Girls

The Difference Between the South and the North: Encapsulated

Female #1, seeing adult bookstore: well, that doesn't look like a porn store. It looks classy…like an ammo shop.
Female #2: Like an ammo shop? Classy like an ammo shop?

Egan, Louisiana

Posted on April 16, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Louisiana, Porn, Questions, Shopping, Weirdness

…In His Breadbox.

Guy: He has the brain of a supermodel.

Chino, California

Posted on April 15, 2009
Beauty, Body parts, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Stupidity

You Don't Sound Excited!!!

Girl #1: Are you excited?
Girl #2: About what?
Girl #1: About everything!
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: I'm always excited!

Christchurch
New Zealand

Posted on April 15, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, New Zealand, Questions, Weirdness

It Was the Practical Joke Of a Lifetime

Year 8 student #1: So basically, if you stick your fingers up there, take them out and lick them, it tastes like strawberries!
Year 8 student #2: Cooooool!

Perth Modern School
Western Australia
Australia

Overheard by: Hannah

Posted on April 13, 2009
Australia, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Kids, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students

I Knew This Antique Taffy-Pull Would Come in Handy One Day

History prof: This is the toughest late policy I've ever developed. And…it makes me feel good inside.

Mal-U
Canadia

Overheard by: Punctual student

Posted on April 12, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Politics, Teachers, Weirdness

And Playing with Myself a Little

Pilot, during severely delayed flight: This is your pilot speaking, no word from air traffic control, but I just wanted to let you know…that I'm thinking of all of you.

Runway
Miami International Airport, Florida

Overheard by: Chelsea

Posted on April 12, 2009
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Offers and requests, Pilots, Public transportation, Weirdness, Words

…or at Least It

Girl, discussing the penis of Jon from Watchmen: I mean, I heard from someone that they actually made it smaller, so guys wouldn't feel embarrassed when they saw it on screen.
TA: Actually, they enhanced it.
Girl: What? Damn it, I wanted to marry him…

Whittier College
Whittier, California

Overheard by: Sam. the blind

Posted on April 11, 2009
California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Penis, Questions, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

Compare and contrast