And You Could Actually Sing

Guy to girl: You know, Mandy Moore made a bad decision going brunette. Now she looks like you, if you were a crack whore.

Oberlin College
Oberlin, Ohio

Overheard by: emily

Posted on September 8, 2021
About celebrities, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Hair, Insults, Ohio

Who We Are As Kids Is Who We Are in Life

Friend #1: Do you remember when we were little and I used to show the neighbor's boys my boobs so they'd give me candy? Bet you're glad I stopped doing that!
Friend #2: What are you talking about? The only thing that's changed is your form of payment! You just finished telling everyone not two minutes ago how last week you won $200 on amateur's night when you went to the strip club with the guys!

Eau Claire, Wisconsin

Posted on August 30, 2021
Candy, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Memory lane, Money, Nipples, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Wisconsin

And Make Our Points Without Using the Word “Whatever”

Girl in anthropology class: So… Islam says that men can marry four wives, but women can only marry one husband. Whatever.
Professor: Let's try to maintain some cultural relativism!

Collegeville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: nina

Posted on August 19, 2021
Class, Compare and contrast, Education, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Religion, Students, Teachers

And My Dad Says I Don't Pursue My Goals!

30-something white guy on cell: It may be an all-time low, but I can successfully whack it to Telemundo.

Frisco, Texas

Posted on August 14, 2021
Compare and contrast, Guys, On the phone, Texas, TV shows, Whiteys

Why Says Canadians Are Boring and Dry?

Girl: Don't have sex on the couch!
Guy: Why not? You can have sex on the couch, I don't mind.
Girl: Mhh, you wouldn't like that. I'm a fountain.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/17/shes-in-justin-timberlakes-new-music-video-for-climax-me-a-river/

Overheard by: aylmer

Posted on August 11, 2021
Compare and contrast, Cum, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Overheard at McGill, Sexuality, Words

It’s the Greatest Thing Since… You Know

Girlfriend: I think my butt has gotten bigger.
Boyfriend: If that’s true, hallelujah. I love big booties.
Girlfriend: David*, this is serious! I think I have been doing so many squats that my butt has lifted and risen… like bread.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: MoMo

Posted on August 11, 2021
Ass, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Diet & weight, Fears, Food, Girls, Guys, Happiness

…In My Expert Psychiatric Opinion.

Girl: And it's not like Jeffery Dahmer crazy, it's like Mel Gibson crazy.

Coffee Shop
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Asteria

Posted on August 5, 2021
About celebrities, Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Crimes, Girls, Pennsylvania, Weirdness

Who Else Would Pee on My Christmas Tree?

Superior girl: You're just stumped by the Father-Christmas-isn't-a-cat argument.

Norwich
England

Overheard by: Inigo Montoya

Posted on July 30, 2021
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, England, Family ties, Girls, Holidays

She's Canadian.

Hipster girl: Oh, look, there's a movie theata here too!
Hipster guy: Movie “theata”? Wow, you do have an accent… but your sister, she's really got an accent!
Hipster girl: Actually, she has a speech impediment.

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on July 30, 2021
Compare and contrast, Family ties, Health & Hygiene, Hipsters, Language barrier, Massachusetts, Words

I Like to Think Of It As Adding a Little More Magic to the Kingdom

Male golfer to 20-something son and his girlfriend: See, that's the problem golfing with a female. If there are no women here, the world is your toilet!

The Magnolia Golf Course, DisneyWorld
Orlando, Florida

Posted on July 22, 2021
Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Florida, Games, Guys, Sexuality, Tourist attractions

Compare and contrast