That's Your Yearbook Quote?

Teenage girl to friends: The groin is the eye, no?
Teen friend: The eyes are the groin of the face!
First teen: Right!

Ferry
Larkspur, California

Overheard by: I Know, I know

Posted on March 15, 2021
Boat/Ferry, Body parts, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

If You’d Like to Know How Sound Carries, Consult the School Nurse

Biology teacher: [badly draws a woman singing into a microphone, which looks suspiciously like a woman about to give head] If you take this, for example…
[class laughs]Biology teacher: [steps away from board and sees what class is laughing about] Uh…[erases drawing]… We’re just not going to draw today.

Connecticut

Posted on March 11, 2021
BJs, Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Education, Science, Teachers

…As My Grandma Always Said to Me.

Calculus lecturer: If I had 20 million dollars to give you as a gift…I would, just to see you fuck up.

Perth
Western Australia
Australia

Posted on February 24, 2021
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Gifts, Money, Words

Are You Still Upset About My Sandals With Black Socks?

Dad: That’s an awfully big brownie. You know it’s so big it’s a Girl Scout.
Daughter: Silence.
Dad: Hey, this is funny stuff from your dad.
(daughter stares at him in silence)

Buffalo, New York

Overheard by: Tim

Posted on February 9, 2021
Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Family ties, Food, Girls, Kids, New York

And They Were Like, “Now We Can All Poke Without Passing Around Chlamydia!”

Girl: My friends are always saying I need to make a Facebook page and I'm like, “Why? I talk to you a-holes enough already!”

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/416332366/so-you-can-send-me-gifts-you-spent-a-dollar-on.html

Overheard by: sleeping on the job

Posted on February 9, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Internet, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions

I Don't Want To Know What the “Bread” Was

Girl on cell: His thing…it was like a big lamb sandwich!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/07/we-call-it-beastilicious.html

Overheard by: aaron

Posted on February 5, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, On the phone, Overheard in PDX, Penis, Sexuality, Weirdness

Now Who Wants Ice Cream?

Administrator (mumbling to herself): Maybe I should just fire everyone here. (opens a drawer) Oh, here's my spoon. Okay, maybe everyone can keep their jobs.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/431193022/its-my-special-spoon.html

Overheard by: spoon.

Posted on February 1, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Gripes, Jobs & Careers, Overheard in Minneapolis

You Expected More from a Stoner at McDonald’s?

Stoner #1: Do you have telekinesis?
Stoner #2: No, but I got call-waiting and that three-way call thing.

McDonald’s
Escondido, California

Overheard by: DLo

Posted on January 23, 2021
Bragging, California, Compare and contrast, Friends, Guys, McDonald's, Stoners, Stupidity, Technology, Words

When All Along I Was Thor, God Of Thunder!

Professor: And you thought I was some geeky wanker, going on about agriculture!

Eastern Michigan University

Posted on January 19, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Michigan, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

But, Like Gas, Less Expensive If You Pump It Yourself

Girl #1: I can just ask Jay if I can borrow his truck.
Girl #2: Do you ever give him gas money?
Girl #1: No, I give him sex.
Girl #2: But gas is expensive…
Girl #1: And sex is expensive if you have to pay for it.

North Bay
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on January 18, 2021
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Money, Offers and requests, Sex

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