Office worker: Well, I almost went to Woodstock, but then an opportunity to make money came up.
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Office worker: Well, I almost went to Woodstock, but then an opportunity to make money came up.
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Hot chick: I'm speaking with naked guy about his celibacy.
Michigan
Overheard by: Meister E
Flight attendant, after landing: If anyone left a black coat, please come to the front of the cabin to claim it. (pause) Or if anyone would like to take a black coat for free.
Orlando, Florida
Four-year-old girl licking gelato off a tiny spoon: This tastes like electricity!
Mom: That's right, honey.
Piccomolo Gelato Shop
Fairfax, Virginia
Overheard by: Meaggoo
Teen girl #1: Do you still have your vCard?
Teen girl #2: Yeah. Do you?
Teen girl #1: I have a fake vCard. It's like a fake ID, but better.
Santa Barbara, California
Overheard by: Amanda.com
Girl to guy: What's so safe and innocent about my lips glued to your penis?
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
Overheard by: Spence
Cultured student, before exam week: I'm drinking more Earl Grey than Jean-Luc Picard this week.
High School
Little Rock, Arkansas
Professor: I am so not professional…
Rowan University
Glassboro, New Jersey
Teen to friend: My house smells like bug spray, and there is blood all over my bed!
Pappadeauxs Restaurant
Houston, Texas
Girl #1, playing boardgame: You steer a boat with this.
Girl #2: An udder?
Edinburgh
Scotland
Overheard by: Ben seven
