…Which Is Why You Kick Ass at Supermarket Sweep

Teenage boy to girlfriend: You have the advantage, because you can use your boobs to carry things.

Charlestown Square
Newcastle
Australia

Overheard by: Callie

Posted on March 10, 2016
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Nipples, Teens

Your Editors Detect a Veiled Insult

Guy #1, during pride festival: Why do I have to carry all the condoms!?
Guy #2: Because you have the biggest pockets!

Bellingham, Washington

Posted on March 9, 2016
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Condoms, Guys, Questions, Washington

Isn't Tennessee Enough?

American girl: I get really emotional when I'm in church. I feel like I don't deserve to be there.
Brazilian girl: That's because you deserve to be in prison.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on March 9, 2016
Compare and contrast, Crimes, Feelings, Girls, Religion, Tennessee

Amy Didn't Expect It to Be Beautiful

Five-year-old girl (pointing at penis on sculpture in museum): Daddy, what's that?
Daddy: What do you think it is?
Girl's little sister: It's a butt!
Five-year-old girl (pause, whispers in amazement): It's a penis.

Harvard
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: loves smart kids

Posted on March 5, 2016
Ass, Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Kids, Massachusetts, Penis, Questions, Siblings

Knowledge Is Murder, Patty

Girl to friend: You know a little too much. Just like your abortion thing the other day!
Friend: What?

University of Washington
Seattle, Washington

Posted on March 5, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Questions, Washington, Weirdness

For Just $29.99, Plus Tax

Chick: I had a friend who thought she was really depressed for years, but it turned out it was just a yeast infection in all of her organs. This could be you.

Woods Hole, Massachusetts

Overheard by: TARDIS Dyke

Posted on March 3, 2016
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Maladies, Massachusetts

Especially Since It Was Wii Sex

Guy #1: So are you seeing that girl now or what?
Guy #2: No, man, she has a boyfriend.
Guy #1: But didn't you sleep with her last weekend?
Guy #2: Dude, I slept with you last night. It doesn't mean anything.

Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canadia

Overheard by: Steph

Posted on March 3, 2016
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Guys, Questions, Relationships, Sex, Sexuality

We Care About Different Bears

Guy with clipboard: Do you have a minute for human rights?
Guy walking by: No. (pause) Wait, did you say humans rights?
Guy with clipboard: Yes.
Guy walking by: Oh, I thought you were one of those crazy environmentalist people.
Guy with clipboard: No, we're crazy gay rights people.

University of Colorado, Boulder

Overheard by: Violentvixen