Kids Always Get Payback When You Take Them Shopping

Mom to young son: There's a doggie! Do you know what sound a doggie makes?
Son: Mooo.
Mom, distracted by shiny things: Uh-huh. (pause) Hey! Dogs don't say “moo”!

Target
Leominster, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Manda

Posted on November 1, 2016
Animals, Compare and contrast, Kids, Massachusetts, Moms, Parenting

Survival Of The… Survivors?

Man eating burrito: It's like Darwinism. You know, selective… selection.

Balboa Island, California

Overheard by: Wow.

Posted on October 30, 2016
California, Compare and contrast, Guys, Science, Stupidity, Words

I Still Got All Muddy, But I Was Paid for It.

Office worker: Well, I almost went to Woodstock, but then an opportunity to make money came up.

http://evadne-noel.livejournal.com/

Posted on October 23, 2016
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Money, Music, Other sites

We Haven't Made Any, Um, Headway.

Hot chick: I'm speaking with naked guy about his celibacy.

Michigan

Overheard by: Meister E

Posted on October 22, 2016
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Michigan, Sex, Weirdness

Grim Reaper: “I Duck Into the Bathroom for Two Minutes…”

Flight attendant, after landing: If anyone left a black coat, please come to the front of the cabin to claim it. (pause) Or if anyone would like to take a black coat for free.

Orlando, Florida