Care Bears: Oopsy Does It! Is Exactly Like That

Really hot girl: Dude, it’s like the Care Bears came and puked on my face!

Denver, Colorado

Posted on November 21, 2016
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, TV shows, Weirdness

When Nerds Have Sex Dreams

Guy on cell: My rocket scientist shows up, she's drunk! But she's capable.

Cafe
Champaign, Illinois

Posted on November 13, 2016
Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Illinois, On the phone

Speed Bumps

Bar-hopping frat boy: She was begging me for a cab, not to put it in her poop chute.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/old-town-new-men.html

Overheard by: clinton

Posted on November 9, 2016
Backdoor, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Frat boy types, Offers and requests, Overheard in PDX, Weirdness

Kids Always Get Payback When You Take Them Shopping

Mom to young son: There's a doggie! Do you know what sound a doggie makes?
Son: Mooo.
Mom, distracted by shiny things: Uh-huh. (pause) Hey! Dogs don't say “moo”!

Target
Leominster, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Manda

Posted on November 1, 2016
Animals, Compare and contrast, Kids, Massachusetts, Moms, Parenting

Survival Of The… Survivors?

Man eating burrito: It's like Darwinism. You know, selective… selection.

Balboa Island, California

Overheard by: Wow.

Posted on October 30, 2016
California, Compare and contrast, Guys, Science, Stupidity, Words

I Still Got All Muddy, But I Was Paid for It.

Office worker: Well, I almost went to Woodstock, but then an opportunity to make money came up.

http://evadne-noel.livejournal.com/

Posted on October 23, 2016
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Money, Music, Other sites

We Haven't Made Any, Um, Headway.

Hot chick: I'm speaking with naked guy about his celibacy.

Michigan

Overheard by: Meister E

Posted on October 22, 2016
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Michigan, Sex, Weirdness

Grim Reaper: “I Duck Into the Bathroom for Two Minutes…”

Flight attendant, after landing: If anyone left a black coat, please come to the front of the cabin to claim it. (pause) Or if anyone would like to take a black coat for free.

Orlando, Florida