Getting Fucked Also Temporarily Disconnects One's Gaydar

Hippie teenage girl: He's such a screaming campy queer, I thought he was gay–but he's not! At least, he doesn't seem gay when he's fucking you. He does all the rest of the time, though.

Hither Green
London
England

Overheard by: Jess

Posted on June 29, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Girls, Hippies, Sex, Sexuality, Teens

Plus We’d Have to Be Open and Honest About Our Feelings

White mother to teen daughters after black family walks by: I’m so glad you two aren’t black! Then I’d have to put all those little beads in your hair and–well I’m just really glad.

Versailles, Kentucky

Posted on June 29, 2015
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Wouldn't You Much Rather Blow Someone Lemon-Scented?

Drunk man: I may not have a home, but I'm not like homeless homeless…I take showers and usually smell good.
Drunk woman: And what does this have to do with blowjobs?

Pub
Orange County, California

Overheard by: Katie

Posted on June 29, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Bathing, BJs, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Questions

What If You're Pregnant with a Large Tumor That Has Teeth and Hair?

Boy #1: So, I never got what the difference was between liberals and conservatives.
Boy #2: Well, conservatives like big business, and liberals like communism.
Boy #1: Oh. What if I want to be both?
Boy #2: You can't be both. It's an on/off thing. Like, you're either pregnant or you're not. Or like you're Christian or you're Islam.

High School
Minnesota

Posted on June 28, 2015
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In Unrelated News, Could I Get a Ride to the Emergency Room?

Drunk guy #1, finishing rant: Plastic trees do not produce oxygen!
Drunk guy #2, retorting: They do if you eat them!

Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 27, 2015
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According to This Good Housekeeping Checklist

Dejected neighbor: Yeah, I know. I’m more suited to kill werewolves than produce orgasms.

Derby, Connecticut

Overheard by: j

Posted on June 27, 2015
Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Default, Guys, Orgasm, Stupidity, Violence

Yes, But Only Because It's After Noon.

Woman to male friend: I am trying to figure out how long 14 minutes and 6 minutes is in total.
Male friend: 20 minutes.
Woman: Regular math and time math are the same?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/09/numbers.html

Overheard by: benja