So I Sleep with the Staff at Crunch in Exchange for Membership

Girl #1: You're a fat whore. Well…minus the fat part.
Girl #2: Whatever. I'd rather be a whore than fat.
Girl #3: I like your morals!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/14/if-by-morals-you-mean-breasts-then-thanks/

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on July 30, 2020
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Diet & weight, Girls, Insults, Overheard at McGill

Or at Least on the Photos We’ll Be Passing Out

Hot chick to another: You look so good! Guys will be jerking off on you tonight!

Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on July 30, 2020
Compliments, Friends, San Francisco

Translation: “Welcome to New York, Muthafuckaaaas.”

MTA worker to tourist mom buying tickets with daughter: 10 dollars.
Mom: Oh, but she's a student.
Worker, looking at daughter: Oh! How nice for you! (looks back at mom) Ten dollars please.

Subway Station
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Glad thats not my cheap-ass mom

Posted on July 3, 2020
Compliments, Default, Education, Employees, Moms, Money, New York, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Tourists, Women

The Thin Line Between Martha Stewart and MTV Backup Dancers

Restaurant server on smoke break: How were the ladies at the bar?
Drunk man: Those bitches were hot. And I mean “bitches” in the best possible way.
Server: When I say “bitches,” I mean “hoes.”

Plano, Texas

Posted on July 1, 2020
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Customers, Default, Drunks, Geography, Guys, Questions, Servers, Texas, Words

Like I Really Need to Have Better Litercism?

Tween boy #1, carrying skateboard: So, I got cleaning detail at school tomorrow.
Tween boy #2: That doesn’t sound like something I’d want to do.
Tween boy #1: No, man, it’s awesome! You get out of literacy class!

Tucson, Arizona

Posted on June 30, 2020
Arizona, Compliments, Default, Education, Tweens

Once He Walks Through JoAnn's Door, a Man Starts to Die

Girlfriend, holding up scrapbook thing: Do you like this?
Boyfriend: Yeah, it's nice.
Girlfriend: “It's nice,” because it's nice, or “it's nice,” so we can get the fuck out of here?

JoAnn Fabrics and Crafts
Tacoma, Washington

Overheard by: baker98391

Posted on April 19, 2020
Compliments, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Stores, Washington, Words

So Maybe She Needed Out-of-This-World Sex

Guy on cell: Yeah, I hooked up with her. [pause] I fucked her. She was tight. [pause] She hasn’t called me back. I don’t get why it’s so hard to take five seconds out of your day to see how I’m doing. [pause] She’s, like, Asian. Half Asian and half alien.

Barnes & Noble
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Hobo

Posted on April 7, 2020
California, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Feelings, Geography, Gripes, Guys, Insults, On the phone, Sex, Stores, Words

And They're the Only Place You Have Any Fat

Obviously skinny girl: Do you think I should get lipo?
Friend: No! There's nothing wrong with your boobs.

Rochester, New York

Overheard by: wow!!

Posted on February 20, 2020
Body parts, Compliments, Default, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, New York, Questions, Skinny people

Some People Just Look Better with Misshapen Skulls

Guy #1 (after guy #2 leaves): Man, I hate him so much.
Girl: What? Why?
Guy #1: Ever since he fell out that window and almost died and shit, girls have been all over him. He's a goddam womanizer.
Girl: He is pretty cute.

Houston, Texas

Posted on January 16, 2020
Compliments, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Insults, Texas

Ho Couture

Subway musician to friend: That’s great! Now if only there was a cum-stained dress!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Terry B

Posted on January 15, 2020
Compliments, Default, Friends, Illinois, Words

Compliments