And They're the Only Place You Have Any Fat

Obviously skinny girl: Do you think I should get lipo?
Friend: No! There's nothing wrong with your boobs.

Rochester, New York

Overheard by: wow!!

Posted on February 20, 2020
Body parts, Compliments, Default, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, New York, Questions, Skinny people

Some People Just Look Better with Misshapen Skulls

Guy #1 (after guy #2 leaves): Man, I hate him so much.
Girl: What? Why?
Guy #1: Ever since he fell out that window and almost died and shit, girls have been all over him. He's a goddam womanizer.
Girl: He is pretty cute.

Houston, Texas

Posted on January 16, 2020
Compliments, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Insults, Texas

Ho Couture

Subway musician to friend: That’s great! Now if only there was a cum-stained dress!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Terry B

Posted on January 15, 2020
Compliments, Default, Friends, Illinois, Words

Your Editors Are Already Imagining Their New Website

Girl #1, about girl #2's umbrella: That's so skinny!
Girl #2: Yeah, thanks.
Girl #1: You could do bad things with that…

Binghamton University, New York

Overheard by: Jillian

Posted on December 27, 2019
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Compliments, Default, Girls, New York, Sex, Weirdness

…According to Miss Manners.

Girl #1: Oh, I like your jacket.
Girl #2: Thanks, it's not mine, Julie loaned it to me. Thank god she did, because she puked on mine.
Girl #1: Is that why she loaned it to you?
Girl #2: No, I didn't tell her she puked on mine. It's not really cool to bring up stuff people did when they were having a seizure.

Cork
Ireland

Posted on November 11, 2019
Clothing, Compliments, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Ireland, Questions

Alphonse Was Sick That Day in Health Class

Middle-aged black man #1: She has a pretty face.
Middle-aged black man #2: I can’t fuck a face!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Tad Allagash

Posted on November 2, 2019
Black people, Comebacks, Compliments, Default, Gripes, Guys, Illinois

This Is Still Lindsay Lohan's Most Functional Relationship to Date

Drunk lesbian to sober girlfriend: Aw, I wanna puke but I can't!
Sober girlfriend: I would punch you in the stomach if you wanted …that's how much I love you.
Drunk lesbian: Awww, that's sweet.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on October 31, 2019
Compliments, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Lesbos, Stomach, Violence, Washington

I Felt Awash in a Sea of Lower-Back Tattoos

Teen boy: Disneyland is the MILF capital of the world!

Vacaville, California

Posted on October 14, 2019
California, Compliments, Default, Geography, Guys, Sex, Teens

Should I Write My Number on His Hand in Crayon?

Preschooler left alone in stroller, singing, to 20-something girl walking by: Cha, cha, cha…you're charming!
20-something, on cell: I think I just got hit on by a four-year-old! No, it was actually better than most of the lines I've heard.

Appleton, Wisconsin

Posted on September 2, 2019
Age and ageing, Beauty, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Girls, Kids, On the phone, Sexuality, Wisconsin, Words

My New Cream Rinse Is Unstoppable!

Jiu-Jitsu guy #1, rolling around and trying to choke the other: Oh, your hair's soft today.
Jiu-Jitsu guy #2: Thanks, I used herbal essence this morning.

Indiana University

Overheard by: Rachel S.

Posted on August 24, 2019
Beauty, Colleges & Universities, Compliments, Guys, Hair, Indiana

Compliments