Girl of about #9: Mum! Can we get this chocolate?
Mother: No, it's just sugar in sugar.
Daughter: Please? It's the best candy ever!
Mother: If you eat that, you'll get cancer in your face. Now put it back.
Coles Supermarket, Eltham, Victoria, Australia
Fag hag, about friend's boyfriend: Well, at least he has a nice guitar.
Fag: No one notices a guy's guitar on the first date…except maybe you.
Fag hag: Hey, at least someone fingered my g-string recently.
Jacksonville, Florida
Overheard by: Ari
20-something foreigner: The Democrats and Republicans… It's like the difference between safe sex and unsafe sex.
Taverna
Athens
Greece
Overheard by: sarah
20-something cute girl: So I know we had some kind of sex… because my ass hurt when I woke up this morning.
Santa Cruz, California
Little girl: You don’t like me!
Mother: If I didn’t like you, I’d throw you in the dumpster.
North Branford, Connecticut
Annoying teen #1, looking at trashy magazine: She's cute.
Annoying teen #2: That's Jessica Simpson.
Annoying teen #1: Well, she looks good red-headed and with her mouth open.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Giggling quietly in the pharmacy sectino
Professor: Statistics say that there is a strong correlation between being a black man and being a criminal. Now, that means that because of your skin color you may be more or less likely to go to jail. It certainly doesn't mean that if you go to jail, you'll come out a black man.
University of Maryland
Overheard by: Brittany
Guy to friend: She's like menstruation incarnate.
Lassen National Park, California
(bunch of drunk teenagers walk out of a bar. Girl #1 bumps into a very drunk older man.).
Older man (in irish accent): Heeeey girls! How are yee tonight?
(pause).
Girl #1: Um, you're kind of old!!
(all of the girls start giggling. Older man looks extremely taken aback and confused at this information.).
Older man (baffled): What?!
Brussels
Overheard by: Gloria (among the group of girls)
