Girl #1: Shit, I just put that chip in my mouth and the corners poked me hella hard.
Girl #2: Learn how to chew, you fucking orangutan!
Fresno, California
Overheard by: rofl
Girl #1: Shit, I just put that chip in my mouth and the corners poked me hella hard.
Girl #2: Learn how to chew, you fucking orangutan!
Fresno, California
Overheard by: rofl
Teacher: Okay, I want you to write down twenty words relating to one of your hobbies, and then write a poem about it.
Girl: Can we write it on surprise butt sex?
Teacher: Errrmmm…if you want?
School Classroom
Australia
Overheard by: i wrote mine on sport….
Hippie teenage girl: He's such a screaming campy queer, I thought he was gay–but he's not! At least, he doesn't seem gay when he's fucking you. He does all the rest of the time, though.
Hither Green
London
England
Overheard by: Jess
White mother to teen daughters after black family walks by: I’m so glad you two aren’t black! Then I’d have to put all those little beads in your hair and–well I’m just really glad.
Versailles, Kentucky
Earnest-looking man: But those are my cheese knives!
Disapproving TSA agent: (shakes head)
O'Hare Airport
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Casual Passerby
Guy: So all I have to do is get some gel and spike my butt hair.
Target
Salem, Massachusetts
Drunk man: I may not have a home, but I'm not like homeless homeless…I take showers and usually smell good.
Drunk woman: And what does this have to do with blowjobs?
Pub
Orange County, California
Overheard by: Katie
Customer on phone: Yeah, man, I don't know what the hell is going on. Man, I got this rash… (looks around and sees people staring) Man, I'mma call you back.
Library
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: choc24
Girl #1: I mean, there's condoms for free in the student center! Why don't you guys use protection?!
Girl #2: Sigh. I don't know. I think because I'm a Gemini.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Who has this conversation when I'm sitting right next to them?
Professor: "all students in my classes get as. Though, some people might worry that my grades are inflated."
Montclair State University
Overheard by: Apropos
