‘Cause I’m Sick of Them Interrupting My Reality Shows with Speeches

Genius cashier: Did they decide on a President yet? You know, the President thing?

North Andover, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Wrote it on my receipt so I wouldn’t forget

Posted on July 8, 2015
Default, Employees, Idiots, Massachusetts, Politics, Questions, Stupidity

Not Even in Back Bay?

Guy: Yeah, it’s like that one time we ended up at the homosexual movie theater.
Girl: They have gay movie theaters?
Guy: Yeah, it’s called, like… Homoplex or something.
Girl: We don’t even have those in Boston.

Diner
St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on July 7, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Missouri, Movies, Names, Questions, Restaurants, Sexuality, US Geography

Guess What Peewee's Word Of the Day Is

College professor: Are you mocking my forest? My forest could kick your forest's butt any day. Bring your forest on!
(later)
College professor: I can see my forest from the window in my office. Do you have an office you can see your forest from?

Keuka College
New York

Overheard by: Rachel Bz.

Posted on July 7, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, New York, Questions, Teachers, Weirdness

I Smell an MTV Reality Show!

Chick to others, holding up picture: What about this guy?
Male vice principal, walking by: I'd hit that.

Englewood, Colorado

Posted on July 7, 2015
Colorado, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sex, Sexuality

Do Us Both A Favor and Just Roll Me Into Traffic

Guy on wheelchair to person standing next to him: I've never really been into downers.

Outside Mayan theatre
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Astrid

Posted on July 6, 2015
Colorado, Default, Feelings, Guys, Weirdness

I've Seen Enough Of Hell

Little girl: I don't want to go to heaven. I want to go to Texas.
Teacher: How about you go to heaven after you go to Texas?
Little girl: Nah. I just wanna go to Texas.

Vacation Bible School
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: Not from here

Posted on July 6, 2015
Default, Girls, Kids, Louisiana, Questions, Religion, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, US Geography, Wishes

Too Realistic, Huh?

Teenage girl on bus: Oh, fuck. What is this world coming to? It's like it gets worse and worse.
Teenage guy sitting beside her: What? No. This wouldn't be the worst thing that's happened. Bad things happen all the time. Think about worse things going on right now, or that have been going on, for like, forever.
Teenage girl: It feels like it's getting worse, though.
Teenage guy: But it's not, though.
Teenage girl: Yeah, but, these bad things keep happening. It always keeps happening.
(pause)
Teenage guy: I wanna go see Watchmen.
Teenage girl: Don't, I heard it's not that good.

Bus
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on July 6, 2015
Advice, Bus, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Movies, Offers and requests, Questions, Teens

…and Then I Found a Penny!

Loud girl: We were in New Orleans, and they were passing out free condoms! On the outside they said “protect your personal stimulus package”!

Tuscaloosa, Alabama

Posted on July 6, 2015
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So, With the Curve, That's a Sixteen.

Guy in pub: How can you have a scale of one to two?
Friend: It's a scale of one to seven, two being the highest. Our sins are a two.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/double-jeopardy.html

Overheard by: kj

Posted on July 6, 2015
Default, Friends, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Religion, Weirdness

Mom's Sex Talk Should Be a Laff Riot

Girl of about #9: Mum! Can we get this chocolate?
Mother: No, it's just sugar in sugar.
Daughter: Please? It's the best candy ever!
Mother: If you eat that, you'll get cancer in your face. Now put it back.

Coles Supermarket, Eltham, Victoria, Australia

Posted on July 6, 2015
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Not Even in Back Bay?