Law professor: I don’t get paid very well at this job. And I need beer money.
SFSU
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: RL
Law professor: I don’t get paid very well at this job. And I need beer money.
SFSU
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: RL
Guy: So Stacy comes in and finds me screaming in the shower.
Friend: Wow!
Guy: Yeah, there are some places you should just never touch after cutting Habanero peppers.
Men's Room
Garrison, New York
Overheard by: mark
Little girl, right before fireworks begin: Daddy, I can see perfectly through that tall man's head.
Walt Disney World
Orlando, Florida
Drunk man on cell: I love you so much! I want to nut in all of your holes. I want to nut in your pussy. I want to nut in your mouth. I want to nut in your asshole. (pause) Okay. We'll work on the asshole.
Norman, Oklahoma
Sf guy: "why do I always get the whore who doesn't speak english!!!"
SEAL compound, US Navy Base, Bahrain
(odd club music plays in the background)
Student #1: Chef, what are we listening to?
Chef instructor: Just some flippy-trippy sausage making music! It's acid jazz.
Student #2, grinding variety meats: I'm so not on the right drugs for this.
Culinary School
Austin, Texas
Waitress: Is this the book club? These are your free shots.
Bar
Allston, Massachusetts
Guy talking about Belgium: They probably would not speak weasel with their Flemish brothers.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: i think i missed something
Guy on bus: If I ever write a book, it'll be about how to kill my brother in the most painful way possible.
Girl on bus: But he's two.
Guy on bus: I don't care.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Meech
