In the Beverage Museum Hospitality Room

Guy #1: That Coke you're drinking is about three years old.
Guy #2: (spits out soda)
Guy #1: And that beer's at least eight years old.
Guy #2: What are you running here? A beverage museum?

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on October 31, 2008
Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Illinois, Questions, Time Management, Weirdness

I'm Not an Expert on Bone Density, But Wouldn't the Floor Be Getting Closer?

Professor: The floor's getting further away the older I get, but there's always Jack Daniels and Percocet.

Rutgers University
New Jersey

Overheard by: hopes he never gets THAT old

Posted on October 18, 2008
Age and ageing, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drugs, Health & Hygiene, New Jersey, Teachers

David Hasselhoff Preps for His Next Audition

Guy on urinal on the phone: Yeah, let slip the dogs of war…protein. No truer words have ever been spoken…Shakespeare didn't know shit… (farts loudly) Fuck! (farts again) Fuck. Energy drinks…I'm outta here.

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on October 12, 2008
Books, Burping & farting, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, On the phone, Restroom, Virginia, Weirdness, Words

Three Beers Is O'Doul's

Assumed alcoholic: You didn't have alcohol. One beer isn't alcohol. Six beer is alcohol!

St. John's
Newfoundland
Canadia

Posted on October 8, 2008
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Mental illnesses

So This Case of Beer Was by Prescription, Your Honor

25-year-old man: If I don't have enough to drink, I get tired and go to sleep. It's a character flaw.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362473166/or-a-health-condition.html

Overheard by: kung pao rick.

Posted on October 5, 2008
Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Mental illnesses, Overheard in Minneapolis

The TV Series That Never Made It to Lifetime

Woman #1: Come on, hurry up! I want to go home.
Woman #2: Jesus, you sure do get cranky when you're sober.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/dont-we-all.html

Overheard by: Jon

Posted on October 1, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Eavesdrop DC, Offers and requests, Time Management, Wishes, Women

If It Was Around at Least One Ankle, It Counts

Guy: I saw Mark yesterday.
Girl: Oh my gawd! We haven't seen him, like, since the nightclub last year.
Guy: I'm surprised you remember that night.
Girl: Yeah, good thing you are strong enough to carry me.
Guy: Good thing you were wearing underwear.
Girl: Barely.
Guy: That's my girl.

TTC Subway
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on September 23, 2008
Canadia, Compliments, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Guys, Train, Undies

But the Sombrero Is Just for Style

Prof: Is today Cinco de Mayo?
Girl: No, that's in a few days.
Prof: Well, I had a few shots of tequila when I got up this morning, just in case.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Face

Posted on September 22, 2008
Default, Drinking & drunks, Holidays, Questions, Teachers, Washington, Weirdness

All the Other Times I Didn't Need the Vodka

Hipster girl: I wasn't invited to the wedding but maybe I'll go anyway. I could be your date. Who knows, maybe you'll even score.
Guy: Shit, all I have to do is give you two vodka sodas and point you to a pool and I'll score. Easy.
Hipster girl: One time that happened. One time.

Marta Train
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on September 20, 2008
Default, Drinking & drunks, Georgia, Girls, Guys, Hipsters, Relationships, Sexuality, Train

And I Think We All Know the Law

Party goer: Kate! It's your turn to do a keg stand.
Kate: No, I can't. I have a shirt on.

Charlottesville, Virginia

Overheard by: christine

Posted on September 17, 2008
Clothes, Default, Drinking & drunks, Friends, Offers and requests, Virginia

Drinking & drunks