Drunks

Drunk girl: ‘Fuck’ is my favorite word!
Sober boyfriend, laughing: ‘Fuck’ is not your favorite word. ‘Fuck’ is your favorite word some of the time.
Drunk girl: ‘Some of the time’ is my favorite word! [Falls over.]

Dorm room
Lexington, Kentucky

Overheard by: My Favorite Word Too

Drunk girl: I hope I get my ass kicked for eating this salad!

Houston, Texas

Very drunk girl, loudly and excitedly: That was the longest pee I ever did! Like seriously, I went into the bathroom and started peeing. Gavin came in, washed his hands, then left, and I was still peeing!

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Mandy

Man, indicating the used wedding dress he's wearing: This was the best $35 I've ever spent. I mean, I could have spent it on Jägermeister!

Old Railroad Square
Santa Rosa, California

Drunken teenage girl, dancing down the street: I taste like fucking condoms!

Toronto, Canadia

Drunk girl, burying head into boyfriend's arm: I'm upset with my mother. She expects me to take care of me.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Fallon

Drunk girl #1: I totally feel like there’s going to be an earthquake any day now.
Drunk girl #2: I know, this is totally earthquake weather.

Santa Monica, California

Overheard by: made my next round a double

Drunk girl, crawling on hands and knees: Don’t judge me! I got a 1500 on my SATs!

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Drunk girl yelling to bald guy from car window: You left your toupee in my vagina!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Paige & Liz

Drunk guy: That hurt so much — like accidentally stapling your tongue to the wall.

São Paulo
Brazil