Ride My Big Thunder Mountain, If You Catch My Drift

Drunk girl to hot guy in “if you lick them they will come”: Nice shirt!
Hot guy, turning around: How about you “come” with me tonight, baby?

Downtown Orlando, Florida

Posted on August 14, 2015
Clothes, Compliments, Default, Drunks, Florida, Girls, Guys, Questions

According to Sister Mary Bernice

Drunk girl: You only get pregnant if you want to.

Ohio

Posted on August 12, 2015
Default, Drunks, Girls, Ohio, Pregnancy, Wishes

I Was Like, “Did All That Come Out Of Me?”

Drunk 20-something girl with iPhone to friends: Hey, have a look at my photos of me getting done up the arse last night!

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on August 10, 2015
Backdoor, Bragging, Drunks, England, Girls, Weirdness

I Still Can't Eat Shirred Eggs

Grungy young man, after loudly prattling on about drinking 12 Smirnoffs a day, weed, and massage therapy: I didn't believe in the inner-spiritual plane until I saw my unborn child's soul whisked away.

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Anon Y. Mouse

Posted on August 8, 2015
California, Drinking & drunks, Druggies, Drugs, Drunks, Kids, Parenting, Words

You Were Supposed to Meet Me There in 1972

Drunk man: Where have you been all my life?
Drunk woman: At the bowling alley!

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: L3Gagneur

Posted on August 6, 2015
Drunks, Missouri, Questions

Bloated Bellies Are the New Six-Pack

Drunk guy holding a forty: Malt liquor. This is going to get us buff, yo.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Meech

Posted on August 1, 2015
Canadia, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Stupidity

This Is What Happens When Harry Potter Fans Grow Up

Extremely drunk chick crying: I love him so much and he doesn’t even know! He’s my soulmate.
Exasperated sober chick: He’s fictional!

Armory Square
Syracuse, New York

Posted on July 24, 2015
Chicks, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Drunks, Feelings, Gripes, New York, Sexuality, Weirdness

Whether This Is a Turn-on or a Turn-off Says a Lot About Her As a Woman

Drunk white guy making out with Indian girl, shouting at a guy with Christian slogans: Oi! Oi! Christians fuck off!

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on July 20, 2015
Christianity, Drunks, England, Insults, Weirdness

And She Totally Fled the Trade Towers on 9/11

Drunk hipster girl: Let's drunk dial Cameron!
Drunker hipster guy: I hate Cameron!
Drunkest hipster guy: You know what my biggest problem with Cameron is? She wasn't in New Orleans during hurricane Katrina.

Hollywood Bowl
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Chantily

Posted on July 14, 2015
California, Drunks, Guys, Hipsters, Insults, Offers and requests, Tourist attractions, Wishes

Well I Feel Thin!

Sober girl, enthusiastically, to friend who just threw up: You look cute!
Drunk friend, equally enthusiastic: I just threw up!
Sober girl, still enthusiastic: I bet you feel cute!

Subway Bathroom

Overheard by: tina

Posted on July 13, 2015
Compliments, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Public transportation, Weirdness

Drunks