…And 36C.

Girl selling coffee: Do you want sugar in this?
Guy buying coffee: How big are your cups?
Girl selling coffee, face turning red: That's a bit personal!

Scotland

Overheard by: somedaftlassie

Posted on June 25, 2010
Customers, Employees, Food, Offers and requests, Questions, Rack, Scotland, Undies

Why In Touch Weekly Exists: Explained.

Employee #1: Are you filling in for Jane*?
Employee #2: Yeah, is she okay?
Employee #1: Yeah, she's all right. Apparently her stalker's in town so she just had to go to the precinct and file all these reports.
Employee #2: Jane* has a stalker? That is fabulous and terrifying all at once.

Yoga Studio
Manhattan, New York

Posted on June 11, 2010
Crimes, Employees, Gossip, New York, Questions, Weirdness

I Mean, You Have to Have Priorities, Right?

Female health care professional: I was taking prenatal vitamins, but it made my hair grow really fast, and when I bleached my hair and it grew out too fast it looked really bad, so I stopped taking them.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on May 29, 2010
Employees, Hair, Health & Hygiene, Washington

…This Is My Cardio.

Butcher, holding up mallet: Do you want me to tenderize that for you?
Customer: Oh, no, that's okay, thanks.
Butcher: Please?

Adelaide Central Market
Australia

Posted on May 19, 2010
Australia, Customers, Employees, Weirdness, Wishes

Just As Well– I'm a Little Fuzzy on the Whole “Bagel” Concept

Customer: Do you have any lox?
Wal-Mart employee: Of course. They're over in hardware.
Customer: No. Lox, like bagels and lox.
Wal-Mart employee: Lots? Lots of bagels?
Customer: I'll just go to Publix.

Wal-Mart
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Heading for Publix, too.

Posted on May 3, 2010
Compare and contrast, Customers, Employees, Food, Idiots, Stores, Stupidity, Tennessee, Words

…Since That's What This Pie Looks Like.

Bakery clerk: It's not like my dog is going to run off and do drugs!
Confused person next in line: Um, ha ha, you never know.
Bakery clerk: Oh, we were just talking about childbirth.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on March 26, 2010
Animals, Birthing, Compare and contrast, Customers, Drugs, Employees, Pennsylvania, Weirdness

It Also Slices, Dices, and Makes Julienne Fries

Shopper: I don't think I would trust a pregnancy test from a dollar store.
Cashier: Oh, it works. Trust me.

Montgomery, Alabama

Overheard by: not pregnant

Posted on February 15, 2010
Alabama, Customers, Employees, Money, Pregnancy

The Demographic Oprah Couldn't Reach

Delivery guy to guy wearing “Deadheads for Obama” t-shirt: So the Dead are for Obama?
Man: Uh-huh.
Delivery guy: Then so am I.

Burbank, California

Overheard by: Urzzz

Posted on January 13, 2010
California, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Employees, Music, Politics, Questions, Strangers

Trust Me– I Saw It on Ellen.

Nurse: We had the father bless the house when we moved in, but weird stuff keeps happening. I don't think the spirits are happy.
Secretary: Happy? You need the priest to exorcise your house! You want the spirits to be gone, not just happy!

Hospital
Burlingame, California

Overheard by: Just here for the paycheck

Posted on January 6, 2010
California, Doctor's office, Employees, Happiness, Magic, Nurses, Religion, Weirdness, Wishes

The Most Exciting Thing That's Happened in Tukwila, Washington in Years

Man on cell in line at bank, clearly agitated: After what happened last time, you expect me to do that? (pause) What? I can't work with that! (dead silence, then yelling) Look, you motherfucker… I know what the goddamn price of heroin is, and that's not it! (runs away from bank, gets on his 745 BMW)
Customer in line: Did he just say what I think he said?
Teller: I totally heard “heroin.”

Tukwila, Washington

Posted on December 31, 2009
Customers, Drugs, Employees, Guys, Insults, Money, On the phone, Washington

Employees