Family ties

Lady, looking out the window at Mini Cooper: But it's no good for me–it doesn't have any backdoors for the grandkids!
Son-in-law: But that's great! Then they can't get out!

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Cassie Barlow

Six-year-old boy in coffee shop: Mom! I did not come here to talk!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/415185975/just-get-me-my-milk.html

Overheard by: he's got an agenda

Little girl to dad: Daddy?
Dad: Yes?
Little girl: Why can't brothers and sisters get married?

Toronto
Canadia

Asian guy: If I had an uncle, I’d totally go to his house.

Derby
England

Overheard by: Me too.

Teenage girl #1: Oh my god, did I tell you my mom is wearing thong underwear?
Teenage girl #2: Oh my god, that is so weird!

Old Navy Store
Kansas City, Missouri

20-something girl to gay male friend: It really creeps me out when you call me “grandma” when we do drugs together.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: MuffinW

17-year-old mom: And she thought that you were my mom!
18-year-old friend, gesturing to baby: Wait… so is this your sister or my grandchild?

Northampton, Massachusetts

Grandma: She doesn't need those…she's getting too big for baby clothes.
Mom: I know, but I don't want her to be too big for baby clothes! I just want her to stay little and not start talking…or moving.

Shop
Buffalo, New York

Man: She’s my soul mate. I just wish she was 20 years older and not my daughter.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/sir_youre_under_arrest.html

Overheard by: that’s kinda creepy

Professor: So Hamlet basically just called Claudius a mother-copulator. See, I can say that. Mother-copulator.

Memorial University
Newfoundland
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel