Why Few Gymnastics Coaches Can Sustain a Marriage

Man to wife in purse section: That doesn't look like a travel bag! Stay focused!

Nordstrom
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Kim

Posted on February 29, 2016
Default, Family ties, Fashion, Guys, Shopping, Stores, Texas

Thank God We Live in a Country Where the Popular Vote Is Irrelevant

Female student during welcome week: My uncle doesn't believe in recycling. You know, cause it's like a democratic principle…
Male student: Oh, yeah, totally.

Cornell University
Ithaca, New York

Overheard by: Actually, it's more communist…

Posted on February 29, 2016
Family ties, New York, Politics, Students

Monkeys: Ooooo…

Cholo #1, tapping roughly on glass: Heeeey monkey! Oh! Monkey!
Treehugger in sandals with socks, hysterically: Stop it, stop it! Oh my god!
(cholo #2 and #3 snicker and speak Spanish to each other)
Cholo #1: Crazy gringa…needa get laid.
Treehugger: Well, at least I didn't have ten kids by the time I was twenty! Like your mother!

National Zoo
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Meaggoo

Posted on January 26, 2016
Age and ageing, Animals, Default, Family ties, Kids, Latinos, Sex, Tourist attractions, Washington, DC

If She Were a True Psychic, She Wouldn't Have Answered the Phone

(group of teen girls on field trip)
Bored niece: Hey! Let's call my aunt in California. She's a psychic. (dials phone) Hi, we are bored and thought we'd call and ask you psychic questions.
Bored niece's friend: Ask her what my stage name would be if I became a stripper.

Lake Atlanta Park
Rogers, Arkansas

Overheard by: Yes, I have shoes and all of my teeth.

Posted on January 24, 2016
Arkansas, Default, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Jobs & Careers, Names, Questions

We Could Spend Hours Complaining to Them About the High Price Of Orange Juice, If We Wanted!

Lady, looking out the window at Mini Cooper: But it's no good for me–it doesn't have any backdoors for the grandkids!
Son-in-law: But that's great! Then they can't get out!

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Cassie Barlow