With the Gift Of Judging Cup Size by Sight Comes Great Responsibility

Guy on porch to girl with big boobs in low-cut top: I love me some triple Ds!
Girl with big boobs in low-cut top: Good call!

Rutgers University
New Brunswick, New Jersey

Posted on May 21, 2009
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Words

Um, Okay.

Sorority girl #1: Oh my god! I am like, not okay. I am not okay.
Sorority girl #2: Oh my god, are you okay?
Sorority girl #1: Yeah, I'm okay. But do you see me? I am not okay!

Bathroom, Gettysburg College
Gettysburg, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: just trying to pee

Posted on May 21, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sorority types, Words

If You're Gonna Fantasize, Go Big or Stay Home

Hot black chick: I don't know why you're so surprised… It's the same way I'd nail Lucy Liu and alt-world Neil Patrick Harris.
Nerdy friend: Alt-world Neil Patrick Harris?
Hot black chick: You know, where he's straight and really into black chicks.
Nerdy friend: Baffling.

New Haven, Connecticut

Posted on May 18, 2009
About celebrities, Black people, Connecticut, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Questions, Race, Sexuality

Why Some Kids Refuse to Come Out Of Their Shells

Little boy: Mommy, if a turtle has no shell is it naked or homeless?
Mother: It would be dead, sweetheart.
Little boy: That's sad, mommy.
Mother: No, it isn't, dear. Come on, this is our stop.

Metro
Washington, DC

Posted on May 18, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Guys, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions, Washington, DC, Women

…Because That's Our Thing.

Young mother, in baby-talk: Aren't you excited to meet grandma and grandpa at the park? Do you think they're sad and lonely there waiting for us?
Toddler son: Noooo, they're drinking.
Mother, still in baby-talk: You think they're drinking?

St Charles Streetcar
New Orleans, Louisiana

Posted on May 18, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Feelings, Kids, Louisiana, Moms, Questions, Women

But, Like, Why Do They Always Salivate When I Ring This Bell?

Professor: How do you feel about presenting?
Student: Nervous. I don't like talking in front of people.
Professor: These aren't people, these are students!
Students: (silence)
Professor: That's not a nice thing to say. You can't believe I just said that, can you?

UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: CR