Remember the Time We Woke Up Handcuffed to That Goat?

Girl: Oh my god, Amanda*, I haven't seen you in so long. I feel like I'm making bad decisions because I haven't seen you.
Amanda*: Ha, I feel like I'm making too many good decisions because I haven't seen you. We need to get me in more trouble. And maybe keep you out of it.

Hamilton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Currrly!

Posted on May 23, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, New Jersey, Relationships

Colleges Really Should Let Freshmen Drive

Guy at comic book store: The last thing I want to see when watching Transformers is the car crying in the garage all alone because the kid is going away to college.

Muskegon, Michigan

Posted on May 22, 2009
Default, Feelings, Guys, Kids, Michigan, Movies

With the Gift Of Judging Cup Size by Sight Comes Great Responsibility

Guy on porch to girl with big boobs in low-cut top: I love me some triple Ds!
Girl with big boobs in low-cut top: Good call!

Rutgers University
New Brunswick, New Jersey

Posted on May 21, 2009
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Words

Um, Okay.

Sorority girl #1: Oh my god! I am like, not okay. I am not okay.
Sorority girl #2: Oh my god, are you okay?
Sorority girl #1: Yeah, I'm okay. But do you see me? I am not okay!

Bathroom, Gettysburg College
Gettysburg, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: just trying to pee

Posted on May 21, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sorority types, Words

If You're Gonna Fantasize, Go Big or Stay Home

Hot black chick: I don't know why you're so surprised… It's the same way I'd nail Lucy Liu and alt-world Neil Patrick Harris.
Nerdy friend: Alt-world Neil Patrick Harris?
Hot black chick: You know, where he's straight and really into black chicks.
Nerdy friend: Baffling.

New Haven, Connecticut

Posted on May 18, 2009
About celebrities, Black people, Connecticut, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Questions, Race, Sexuality

Why Some Kids Refuse to Come Out Of Their Shells

Little boy: Mommy, if a turtle has no shell is it naked or homeless?
Mother: It would be dead, sweetheart.
Little boy: That's sad, mommy.
Mother: No, it isn't, dear. Come on, this is our stop.

Metro
Washington, DC

Posted on May 18, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Guys, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions, Washington, DC, Women

…Because That's Our Thing.

Young mother, in baby-talk: Aren't you excited to meet grandma and grandpa at the park? Do you think they're sad and lonely there waiting for us?
Toddler son: Noooo, they're drinking.
Mother, still in baby-talk: You think they're drinking?

St Charles Streetcar
New Orleans, Louisiana

Posted on May 18, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Feelings, Kids, Louisiana, Moms, Questions, Women

But, Like, Why Do They Always Salivate When I Ring This Bell?

Professor: How do you feel about presenting?
Student: Nervous. I don't like talking in front of people.
Professor: These aren't people, these are students!
Students: (silence)
Professor: That's not a nice thing to say. You can't believe I just said that, can you?

UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: CR