That's Where Everyone Does It, Isn't It?

Literacy lecturer with thick Russian accent: When you have a guest, you say to them “feel yourself at home.”

Monash University
Australia

Posted on January 8, 2009
Advice, Australia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Employees, Feelings, Words

Just A Small-town Girl // Livin' In This Lonely Worrrrrllld

H&M worker: Hi, how are you?
Customer: Great, thanks, and you?
H&M worker: I'm okay.
Customer: Only okay? You're listening to a Journey remix in H&M! These are great times!

H&M
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on January 7, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Customers, Default, Employees, Feelings, Questions, Stores, Weirdness

Then I Shower

Ditzy college girl: Everyone burps, everyone farts, everyone poops, and it feels fucking amazing.

Lynchburg College
Lynchburg, Virginia

Posted on January 6, 2009
Burping & farting, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Poop, Students, Virginia

Along With “Old Too Soon” and “Smart Too Late”

Decked-out tarot card reader, eyes closed, acting all mystical: I'm getting the feeling of a friend, a female presence that seems to be around you quite often. I get this feeling, this strong feeling, that she tries to help you in certain ways but her help isn't the good kind. For some reason, a phrase keeps popping in my head. This one phrase.
Drunk seated hipster girl: What is it?
Tarot card reader: The words (dramatic pause) “party too hard.”

Alcove Gallery
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on January 5, 2009
Body parts, Counselors, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Georgia, Girls, Hipsters, Questions

I Need To Use The John

20-something girl in bathroom, to cat scratching at the bathroom door trying to get in: Why? Why the hell do you want to come in here? You don't even like me!

Maryland

Posted on January 4, 2009
Default, Feelings, Girls, Maryland, Questions, Weirdness

So Now He Must Be Punished

Four-year-old girl: What about Steven?!
Six-year-old girl: He's my new boyfriend, and I told his sister that I love him but she didn't tell him. But he's my boyfriend and he doesn't know it.

Pennsylvania

Posted on December 30, 2008
Default, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Gossip, Kids, Pennsylvania, Questions, Relationships

Do You Remember Half the People You've Slept With, Ashley? I Rest My Case

Father: I read a report where they have linked promiscuity to Alzheimer's.
20-something daughter: Don't be jealous, dad.

Sydney
Australia

Posted on December 28, 2008
Advice, Australia, Dads, Default, Feelings, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Sexuality

In the Same Way That Fear and Loathing… Is Utopian

Elderly professor: Who's to say Brave New World is a dystopia? I mean, they just did drugs and had sex all day. That sounds like a utopia, if you ask me.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/416369750/for-the-first-30-days.html

Overheard by: unsettled.