Southwest Airlines employee: Mr Jones*, only one minute to be at the gate B5. We looove you, but we have to goooo!
Airport
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: Jake Conner
Southwest Airlines employee: Mr Jones*, only one minute to be at the gate B5. We looove you, but we have to goooo!
Airport
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: Jake Conner
Disappointed man to child on shoulders: Cranes aren't that great.
Woodland Park Zoo
Seattle, Washington
Girl to friends: I've got visions of blowjobs dancing in my head!
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Holly
60-year-old woman, spotting a friend walking towards her: Oh, fancy seeing you here!
Friend: How nice to see you! But no hugs below the waist this time.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/455563423/its-getting-harder-to-explain.html
Overheard by: curious.
Chemistry professor: A good chemist feels what his molecules are going through. A good chemist can relate to his molecules.
Macalester College
St Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: Mac
Girl to friend: Is that why you were screaming? I knew it was more than just fingering!
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/11/gossip-girl-here-ive-got-skinny-on-some.html
Overheard by: Eavesdrop DC
Older man in baggy clothes, waiting in line: You're a Kung Fu master.
College girl (amused): How'd you know?
Older nan: I sensed your Chi.
Burger King
Worcester, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Emily
Girl: I'm not going to have fun because I'm going to be sober…and whiny!
Texas Christian University
Fort Worth, Texas
