It Was Magical Meeting You in the Bar Last Night, by the Way

Woman leaving voice mail: Hey, it's me. I just wanted to let you know that I ate an entire bag of salad last night for dinner. Um…it was like three servings. Okay, call me later.

Brown Line Train
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Patrick

Posted on October 3, 2008
Default, Food, Illinois, On the phone, Train, Weirdness, Women

And Did You Use All Of the Holes?

Drunk man to girlfriend: So, it's like Swiss cheese, okay? All the women I've ever slept with are like Swiss cheese.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/325420800/aged-and-full-of-holes.html

Overheard by: wow, where do you pick up girls?

Posted on September 21, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Food, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sexuality

We Suspect It's Only Physical

Little boy, running and screaming down the aisle: I…love…diet…Coke!

Borders
Columbia, Maryland

Overheard by: Liz

Posted on September 18, 2008
Default, Food, Guys, Kids, Maryland, Stores

What Santa Does the Other 364 Days a Year

Guy #1, standing in front of classroom: So he walked up to me and was like, “Dude, do you want a donut?” and of course I was like, “yeah.”
Guy #2: Well, yeah. I love donuts too.
Guy #1: So then he whips out this trash bag and it's filled to the top with donuts. So I took this one off the top and started eating it, and then I realized, dude! Where the hell did you get a trash bag full of donuts?
Guy #2: Woah. Where'd he go?!

Hanover, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Emmeline

Posted on September 17, 2008
Class, Default, Food, Guys, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Questions

But Hand Me Your Checkbook and I'll Eliminate Your Debt

Stoner chick: I really wish I could bite something and for once, not have to worry about it disappearing.

Bakersfield, California

Overheard by: don't we all?

Posted on September 13, 2008
California, Default, Fears, Feelings, Food, Girls, Stoners, Weirdness

I Preferred the Chef Boyardee Phase

Girl: My cooter smells like Zoodles…

North Bay
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on September 8, 2008
Canadia, Default, Food, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Sensory experiences, Vagina

Like Everything Else in England

Customer: Excuse me, why is your “chocolate mud pie” the only dessert on the menu not labeled “vegetarian”?
Waitress: That's because it has cream in it.
Customer: Your other desserts have cream in them and are labeled “vegetarian”!
Waitress: Yeah well, the cream in the chocolate mud pie is made from meat.

London
England

Posted on September 2, 2008
Customers, Default, England, Food, Stupidity, Women

'Cause Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut?

Asian chick: I don't even like pecan pie. Do you?
White chick: I love it!
(long pause)
Asian chick: Why are we friends?

Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Virginia

Posted on August 28, 2008
Asians, Chicks, Default, Feelings, Food, New Jersey, Questions

Really Came in Handy When I Gave Birth to a Baby Bird

20-something girl (stocking groceries): Oh! I remember when my mom used to make it for me. It was delicious. She made it while I was pregnant… I'd eat it and every morning I'd throw it all back up. It was still delicious coming back up!

Norwalk, California

Overheard by: who wishes he hadn't heard it while grocery shopping

Posted on August 21, 2008
California, Default, Family ties, Food, Girls, Memory lane

You Just Wanted an Excuse to Punch a Sandwich, Didn't You?

College guy: He's going to be the kind of teacher who punches his kids' sandwiches. Peanut butter and jelly? I don't think so! Peanut butter and smush!

ECU Dining Hall
Greenville, North Carolina

Posted on August 18, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Guys, North Carolina, Violence

Food