The “Hugs, Not Drugs” Campaign Has Had Mixed Results

Huge gangsta boy: Maaaan, gimme a hug!
Preppy white friend: What?! No!
Huge gansta boy: What the fuck, man, just gimme a goddam hug!

High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on November 7, 2015
Feelings, Friends, Insults, Offers and requests, Preppies, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Tennessee, Thugs, Whiteys

If He Dies, They’ll Probably Let You Cut All the Lines

Eight-year-old kid in line for Universal Studios park ticket: I know how to get a discount ticket.
Eight-year-old friend: How?
Eight-year-old kid: You get your friend to come along with you, then you stab him in the neck and say “My friend’s dying, can we have discount tickets?”

Universal Studios
Los Angeles, California

Posted on November 6, 2015
California, Death & dying, Default, Friends, Kids, Money, Offers and requests, Should have used a condom, Tourist attractions, Violence, Weirdness

In the Continuous Porn That Runs in My Head, Anyway.

Big guy to much smaller friend: We’re so tight we shower together in warm, soapy water.

Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia

Posted on October 28, 2015
Canadia, Default, Fat people, Feelings, Friends, Skinny people

Her IPhone Cover Looks an Awful Lot Like a Klan Hood

Teen girl: What a bitch! Like seriously, why can't I buy an iPhone cover for my BlackBerry?
Friend: I bet she was being racist.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on October 19, 2015
Canadia, Cell phones, Default, Friends, Gadgets, Girls, Questions, Race, Teens

Bleaching Your Anus Could Go Either Way

Broseph to broski: Shaving your ass is a sign of homosexuality, shaving your testicles is a sign of being a porn star.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on October 18, 2015
Ass, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Illinois, Penis, Porn, Sexuality, Shaving

…I'd Prefer Not to Be Thought Of As a Person.

Bad egg in sweater-vest: Gandhi was a Marlboro man, not Newport.
Friend in tight polo: You're the worst sort of person.
Bad egg in sweater-vest: That hurts.

New Haven, Connecticut

Posted on October 17, 2015
About celebrities, Assholes, Comebacks, Connecticut, Feelings, Friends, Smoking

If You've Never Been Forced to Go to Bible Camp, You Can't Judge.

Woman to friend: And her therapist is saying she doesn't need any more therapy sessions. I mean, she was cutting herself at camp a only month ago!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/355805033/shell-be-perfect-for-a-band.html

Overheard by: not appropriate in the hardware store

Posted on October 16, 2015
Friends, Mental illnesses, Overheard in Minneapolis, Violence, Weirdness

Haven't We Established That It's 42?

Dopey girl: I once figured out the secret of life.
Friend: Really? What?
Dopey girl: You see, that's the problem.
Friend: What do you mean?
Dopey girl: I forgot it.
Friend: Well, that sucks.
Dopey girl: Yeah. I would've made a lot of money off of that too.
Friend: Well, if it comes back to you…
Dopey girl: Oh–don't worry. You'll be the first to know.

Running Track
Loganville, Georgia

Posted on October 9, 2015
Default, Druggies, Friends, Georgia, Girls, Money, Philosophy, Questions

And the Passengers Know a Lot More About Star Trek

Friend #1: He actually has had sex before.
Friend #2: What! I thought he was on the V-boat with me!
Friend #1: The V-boat?
Friend #2: It's like a U-boat, but sadder.

Montreal
Canadia

Overheard by: Not on the boat

Posted on October 4, 2015
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Friends, Gossip, Sex, Virginity, Words

Sometimes the Judgment of Solomon Backfires

Blonde female teen to friend: Here. I'll trade you her right boob for the left side of her crotch.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362494227/shes-trying-to-cheat-you.html

Overheard by: I'm really glad I'm not her.

Posted on September 30, 2015
Body parts, Default, Friends, Girls, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Teens, Weirdness

Friends