Student to friend: Could you imagine having a test tube shatter while it is up your ass, or worse? I know a girl that it happened to!
Cabra Dominican College
Australia
Student to friend: Could you imagine having a test tube shatter while it is up your ass, or worse? I know a girl that it happened to!
Cabra Dominican College
Australia
Guy on crowded bus to friend: My undies are going to smell like Mexican food for a day and a half.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/363428193/thats-what-happens-when-you-crap-your-pants.html
Overheard by: I don't want to know
Girl to friend: I'm going to order a pint. Or do we just want to split a pitcher?
Friend: I'm pregnant, remember?
Girl: Oh, yeah. But I thought you were planning to abort it?
Friend: I am. (sighs) Okay, let's get a pitcher.
Bar
Zwankendamme
Belgium
Girl: I was thrown up on by a snake yesterday.
Friend: What kind of snake?
Subway
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Robbo
20-something Jewish guy, breaking silence: It ain't easy growing up Jewish in New York City.
20-something friend: Will you stop going on about that to every person we meet?
Boat Tour
Central Vietnam
Overheard by: its not easy growing up
Girl to female friend: Yes, if I get the job at the CDC I will celebrate your chlamydia as an inspirational story.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/someone-was-on-kiss-cam-wtoo-many-boys.html
Overheard by: Ian
Student to friend: I was going for Asian and it came out pedophile.
Otago University
New Zealand
Teen, trying to convince friends: He wasn't lying! It was on Facebook!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/328470377/we-all-know-what-that-means.html
Overheard by: the usher
Teen to friend at urinal: How many people do you think have whacked off into this urinal?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/339361199/just-you-little-buddy.html
Overheard by: seriously?
