Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Girls But Were Afraid to Ask

Teen girl #1: Ugh, I get so gassy when I'm on my rag.
Teen girl #2: I'm just gassy all the time!
Teen girl #1: Ugh, I know.

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on August 15, 2008
Canadia, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Gripes, Sensory experiences, Teens

Fuck Imitation, Rape Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery

Brother: How come mom drives all the way to the mall to get you but I have to take the bus home?
Sister: I don't know, I guess she thinks it isn't safe.
Brother: Oh yeah, I forgot girls are helpless.
Sister: Uh, probably because I'm more likely to get raped and beaten!
Brother: Ooooh, look at miss popular.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on August 14, 2008
Gender issues, Gripes, Parenting, Pennsylvania, Siblings

And Take Your Side Ponytail With You

Drunk (just thrown out): I bet if had really big boobs you'd let me back in.
Cop working security for the club: No, actually we wouldn't.
Drunk: What, you don't like big boobs?
Cop: Not on dudes.
Drunk: Huh? No, I mean if I was a chick.
Cop: You'd make a really ugly chick.
Drunk: Huh?
Cop: Get the fuck out of here.

Nightclub
Scottsdale, Arizona

Posted on August 10, 2008
Arizona, Bars & Clubs, Beauty, Cops, Default, Drunks, Gender issues, Rack

That Photo of the Kitten in the Shoe Was Oddly Arousing, Though

Drunk girl #1: That's the first men's bathroom I've ever been in that didn't have porn mags!
Drunk girl #2: Not ones that you could see!

Lincoln, Nebraska

Posted on July 31, 2008
Default, Drunks, Gender issues, Girls, Nebraska, Porn, Stupidity

Abstinence Hip Hop Fails to Find Its Audience

Slutty chick: STDs!
Sluttier chick: I don't need one.
Slutty chick: STDs!
Sluttier chick: I'm on my period, yo!

University of Connecticut

Overheard by: Unwilling Audience

Posted on July 28, 2008
Chicks, Colleges & Universities, Connecticut, Default, Gender issues, Health & Hygiene, STDs, Stupidity

Seems Like It’s Every Freaking Month

Girl: Oh, and guess what else happened?
Boyfriend: What?
Girl: I got my period again! What the hell?!

Eaton Centre, Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on July 27, 2008
Canadia, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Questions

Compounded by My Inability to Tell Hot from Cold, It’s a Logistical Nightmare

Guy: Leggings are fucking up everything. I used to know when it was winter because girls would stop wearing skirts, but now thanks to leggings they can wear them all year. It’s bullshit.

Connecticut College

Posted on July 25, 2008
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Connecticut, Default, Gender issues, Gripes, Guys

Then It’s All: “Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk–Got Yer Boobie!”

College girl #1: You laugh a lot during sex, then?
College girl #2: I think you have to laugh during sex. Otherwise it’s too solemn. I mean, sex is like: “Oh yeah, oh yeah, queef.”

Chinese Restaurant
Columbus, Mississippi

Overheard by: Megan S.

Posted on July 24, 2008
Default, Feelings, Gender issues, Girls, Mississippi, Restaurants, Sex, Yeahhh, college!

Comfortable Strapless Bras Are in a Storage Locker Somewhere in New Mexico, with the Water-Powered Car

Prudish-looking woman #1: It’s a bra conspiracy.
Prudish-looking woman #2: I agree.

Coles Supermarket
Melbourne
Australia

Posted on July 23, 2008
Australia, Clothes, Default, Gender issues, Women

Orgasm-Faking Deceivers, the Lot of You!

Professor, during a discussion about Lear’s daughters in King Lear: well, don’t you guys ever lie?
(class stays silent)
Professor: You all lie, especially the girls.

Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia

Posted on July 16, 2008
Canadia, Class, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Gender issues, Lies, Questions, Teachers

Gender issues