…As Dear Abby Told You in That Column

Girl #1, throwing home pregnancy test into friend's basket: Here, I think you need this.
Girl #2, throwing box of condoms into friend's basket: Not as much as you need these, you slut.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Erica

Posted on October 13, 2016
Comebacks, Condoms, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Insults, Pregnancy, Washington, DC

They Have a Ring on Them for Every Guy I've Slept with

Girl to man: You think I'm a virgin? Take a look at these titties and then tell me I'm a virgin!

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Maggie

Posted on October 7, 2016
Comebacks, Girls, Guys, Rack, Texas, Virginity

Then She Left for Parts Unknown

Girl: My mom said “Just don't pass out in the port-a-potty.”

Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on September 28, 2016
Default, Girls, Maryland, Offers and requests, Weirdness

Stepford Children Know What's Good for Them

Four-year-old girl licking gelato off a tiny spoon: This tastes like electricity!
Mom: That's right, honey.

Piccomolo Gelato Shop
Fairfax, Virginia

Overheard by: Meaggoo

Posted on September 17, 2016
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Kids, Moms, Sensory experiences, Stores, Virginia, Weirdness

Guys Can Only Get Into Your Bar Through the Back Door

Teen girl #1: Do you still have your vCard?
Teen girl #2: Yeah. Do you?
Teen girl #1: I have a fake vCard. It's like a fake ID, but better.

Santa Barbara, California

Overheard by: Amanda.com

Posted on September 16, 2016
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Names, Questions, Teens

She's Always Regretted Not Attending Finishing School

Girl #1: Wait, your mom is 50?
Girl #2: No, she just pees a lot.

Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: Aubree

Posted on September 11, 2016
Age and ageing, Family ties, Girls, Pee, Questions, South Carolina

If Not, a Dramatic Re-enactment Will Suffice

Male student: So after leaving my mom a note explaining I was going to New York, my friend and I just drove there. We saw a hobo pee in a cup then dump it out!
Female student: Sweet! Can I see?

Bus, University of Michigan

Posted on September 10, 2016
Bus, Default, Family ties, Geography, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Pee, Questions, Students

The Glue, Duh

Girl to guy: What's so safe and innocent about my lips glued to your penis?

Cleveland Heights, Ohio

Overheard by: Spence

Posted on September 6, 2016
BJs, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Ohio, Penis, Questions, Weirdness

Our Prediction: Advertising Will Eventually Convince You That You Do

Girl #1 to friend (indicating a cream to get rid of razor burn bumps on the bikini area): Does this stuff work okay?
Girl #2: Yeah, it works, it just smells kinda funny.
Girl #1: I don’t care how it smells, it’s goin’ next to my vagina. I don’t need no strawberries.

Target
Winchester, Virginia

Overheard by: Kendra

Posted on August 31, 2016
Advice, Beauty, Default, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Shopping, Stores, Vagina, Virginia

There Are Entire Websites Devoted to That Sort Of Thing, Sweetie.

Three-year-old daughter, pointing at huge woman: Dada, she has a big booty.
Father: Sweetie, you don't want to talk about other people's booties.
Three-year-old daughter: But dada, she couldn't sit on our toilet. It is too small for her.
Father: Okay. (hurriedly moves out of the aisle)
Three-year-old daughter: Her booty is too big for pee and poop to come out. She makes a big mess and gets it all over! (father starts pushing faster)

Supermarket
Quincy, Massachusetts

Posted on August 29, 2016
Ass, Dads, Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, Kids, Massachusetts, Pee, Poop, Stores

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