Back in My Cheekier Days

Girl : But…why…would you…?
Guy (enthusiastically): I always used to wear thongs!

Deep Ellum
Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: buttfloss?

Posted on July 20, 2015
Clothes, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Texas, Weirdness

And What About Cars?

Ditzy American girl: You're from Scotland?
Scottish girl: Yeah.
Ditzy American girl: So do they have like… Ducks over there?

Orlando, Florida

Posted on July 20, 2015
Animals, Florida, Foreigners, Girls, Questions, Stupidity

In Michigan It's Always the 1950s

Girl #1: We have to deal with it for nine months!
Girl #2: At least we get to be bitches for no reason.
Girl #1: Yeah, my boyfriend's basically a slave.

University of Michigan
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: …I knew it!

Posted on July 20, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Girls, Michigan, Pregnancy, Relationships

One Look at Dee Snider Will Tell You How Right You Are.

Girl #1: Twisted Sister? Ew! Gross!
Girl #2: What is that? I've never heard of it, it is gross?
Girl #1: I don't know either, I just watched a ton of porn this morning so I keep thinking of things in the dirtiest way possible. Ewww.

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on July 19, 2015
Canadia, Girls, Music, Porn, Words

Wow–Guess You're in Love With the Boy

Girl #1: What is meant to be will always find its way.
Girl #2: Oh, don't give me that crap right now!

UCLA, California

Overheard by: Mallory

Posted on July 19, 2015
Advice, California, Colleges & Universities, Etiquette, Girls, Philosophy

Well, We Do Have a Couple Of Pre-op Trannies

Girl: Oh, I'm doing Zumba today at five.
Guy: What's Zumba? Can I do Zumba?
Girl: Well…you can.
Guy: I can?
Girl: Yeah, it's not like there's a sign that says “No penises allowed.”
Guy: But “no penises” is implied.

University of Miami
Florida

Posted on July 18, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Penis, Questions

Why Dr. Heimlich Invented His Maneuver

Guy, chuckling: Can you give me a blowjob?
Girl, also chuckling: No! Why would I do that?
Guy: Come on! Please?
Girl: No! (laughs)
Guy: Why not?
Girl: Just… No. Guy, please, there has to be some reason, just, why not?
Girl: There is no reason, I'm just not giving you a blowjob.
Guy: Oh. Come on! Please? There has to be a reason why.
Girl: I'm not giving you a blowjob because… (sighs) My mom says you would be a choking hazard, and I don't want to choke.

High School
Canadia