I Shouldn't Have Skipped the Preliminaries

Girl #1: It is so hard getting laid living with my brother. I am a fucking loud girl when it's going on. For me to be quiet has been hard as hell.
Girl #2: Maybe get him to gag you, you'll like it and you will be quiet, that is what I found myself getting into.
Girl #1: I don't know, maybe I will try it, but I can't be doing that with a guy I meet on the first night.
Girl #3: It would be like anything else: try it a few times, if you don't like it find something else.
Girl #1: Last time I did that I tried anal, and that did not end well.
Girls #2 and #3: (laugh hard)
Girl #2: I remember that disaster.

Bar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 27, 2015
Backdoor, Bars & Clubs, Family ties, Girls, Kink, Pennsylvania, Sex

We Should Interview Her for That Vacancy in the Ugly Friend Department

Teen girl #1: Hey, you know the chubby girl in chorus, right?
Teen girl #2: Elizabeth?
Teen girl #1: No, I’m talking about the whale.
(teen girl #1 makes elephant noises)
Teen girl #2: The one that laughs like a jackal?
Teen girl #1: Yeah, her!
Teen girl #2: Oh my god, I love her.
Teen girl #1: Me too! She’s great…

Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: Drama Eavesdropper

Posted on June 27, 2015
Default, Feelings, Florida, Friends, Girls, Insults, Questions

Along With Everything I Learned in Grade School

Drunken girl #1: Ah, that tubby boy kissed me.
Drunken girl #2: Doesn't matter, just remember the rule.
Drunken girl #1: “We don't share”?
Drunken girl #2: No, the other rule.
Drunken girl #1: “Your dress can be as short as you like, as long as you're wearing stockings”?
Drunken girl #2: No. The “if you don't remember it, it didn't happen” rule.
Drunken girl #1: Oh, I'm forgetting it now, then.

Sydney
Australia

Posted on June 26, 2015
Australia, Clothes, Default, Drunks, Fashion, Girls, Memory lane, Politics, Questions, Relationships

Then They Blew Each Other

High school girls: Then Mr Jones* said “if anybody knows an easy-23-year old, let me know.” and Jeff* told him “dude if I knew an easy 23-year-old, I wouldn't tell you.”

Bus
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on June 26, 2015
Bus, Canadia, Girls, Offers and requests, Sexuality

…Is the Thesis Of My Biology Essay.

Chubby girl: Oreos are better than amphetamines.

Chambersburg, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: gidgetgirl

Posted on June 26, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Fat people, Food, Girls, Maladies, Pennsylvania

Which, in Turn, Makes Me Feel Bad About Myself

Girl: Ever since I started making an effort to look good for school, I've felt so good about myself. Now, people are calling me! (pause) For sex.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/25/hi-is-this-cindy-yeah-im-in-your-math-class-wanna-fuck/

Overheard by: Sherbrooke

Posted on June 26, 2015
Default, Education, Feelings, Girls, Overheard at McGill, Sex

When Halloween Safety Goes Too Far

Bored school nurse: Valerie, do you remember the name of the little girl who ate the glowstick last week?

Elementary School
Utah

Posted on June 25, 2015
Default, Food, Girls, Kids, Names, Nurses, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Utah

Oh, and Hugh Hefner Doesn't?

Girl reading Dirty Japanese book to another: Oh, “fuck like rabbits”? “Yari… Ma… Kuru…” Is that how you pronounce it? Do I have the accent right?
(other girl pronounces it correctly in high pitched voice)
Girl: You make “fucking like rabbits” sound so cute and adorable!

Jersey City, New Jersey